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"...and also the prime minister was adamant that Donald smelled good on the phone and his tan was very human-like and his hands were big like a lumberjack's and he only holds his diet Coke bottles with two hands to comfort the bottle with his rugged masculinity."

I refuse to answer the question when someone asks "what are you doing?" because snitches get stitches always, even if I have to give them to myself. I'm too real for that foolishness.

My record number of consecutive days having no interest in this franchise is still growing.

I math-ed it out, and right now your DOGE dividend is on track to be $4.29. Let me show my work.

I need everyone to be crystal clear that this is a continuation of RFK and the wellness community’s *obsession* with the elimination of the disabled and the chronically ill. They are disgusted by us, they view illness and disability as weakness, and they believe in using eugenics to disappear us.

These trucks rust in weird ways. Oh well though.

Every. year.

Government employees are going to be required to sign up for paid blue check subscriptions on twitter to get notifications from when Enron's ketamine highs means they need to take a proactive step to keep their jobs.

The government seems like a terrible place to work right now.

Prediction: some random asshole who works a normal ass job in a red state is going to get too bold, do that nazi salute and get the brakes beat off them on video. It'll go viral and then the president of white america will get on tv and defend nazis.

Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired

I hope boy from the ADL is enjoying seeing all those nazi salutes that he could've helped stop it he wasn't more interested in coddling a rich pasty ass dork for donations.

I wanted to see the video before I said anything but these mfs are absolutely on full rebooted nazi shit and it's spreading like a virus.

General Charles Q. Brown Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DGYzxlX...

I like how in the boat boarding scene of Cap America Winter Soldier the guy asks if Cap was wearing a parachute when he jumped out of the plane, because it implies he hadn't done it before. Keep them fools guessing, always.

People sometimes confused being a meme with being a dickhead.

This man seems like he shits on himself more often than an adult human should.

Did anyone in the confirmation hearings ask RFK if he's been vaccinated against measles or polio?

I *will* see a beach this summer. I'll bend reality to make it happen if necessary.

There's a lot of people who are going to wait for that man to die before they start crying about how they were just following orders.

Of the Chiefs of Staff, vice chiefs of staff, and judge advocates general of the three branches, Trump fired all the women and Black people.

Stop mass deportations with this one simple trick: wapo.st/41apYFB (gift link)

This is a leader making more people into leaders, as opposed to a president who's making more goons.

Up until this week, if Republicans were really scared of Orange and his goons threatening them they could've gone to the FBI and now the FBI is the goons too.

Jaime Raskin is a constitutional law professor. There's no circumstance that should have him on tv referring to someone as Big Balls. The world is gone mad.

To be clear: the brutal, prolonged torture and murder of Sam Nordquist for his trans identity was ruled "not a hate crime" by upstate NY law enforcement because it happened to a trans man. The #1 rule of hate crimes is they never happen to trans people. No matter how much hate is behind the crime.

Knew this was coming.

the fact that this is just a straightforward retelling of yesterday's events without hyperbole

Learning a lot about the existence of egg indexes recently.

News radio mentioned that Will Smith was dropping a new album for the first time in years, then said it was the first album since the slap. I don't understand why white people are still so offended by that.

Remembering John Lewis on his birthday (February 21, 1940 – July 17, 2020) #GoodTrouble 💙🕊

"Justice" and "wrath" aren't interchangeable.

It's wild that Enron has poll numbers. The shit got normalized way too fast.