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Former JCPenny model (1985-86). 🍊 San Luis Obispo 🍊
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People can hate Chapo all they want but one of the most insightful things Matt ever said was around people wanting to see their perceived enemies punished. Politics is fully understood as a way to punish my enemies and not to build anything good and just in the world.

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A realtor left these fliers under the mat of every front door of our ✨ apartment complex ✨.

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UNAI EMERY’S CLARET AND BLUE ARMY

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Got the post-match FaceTime done with @harrywr.bsky.social from Villa Park. That’s how we know it was a good day.

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Me, firing up Fallout 4.

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Michael LOLiver send tweet

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I checked in on my Hotmail account just to see what was up and found out that DQ shut down the Blizzard Club sometime in the past couple of years. Wish I had given them a more durable email address a decade+ ago.

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Watashi Wa is a band I heard on a record label sampler when I was in high school and found out they (a) are from where I live now and (b) were playing a show tonight and it was fucking cool. Just a full circle moment that I didn’t expect to take 25 years to close lol

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I just don’t see how an Executive Order saying Mike Love was the real genius in the Beach Boys could be legally binding

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Luigi Mangione’s cousin Peter Mangione is called up to the FC Cincinnati first team for Concacaf Champions Cup play. #FCCincy

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@chriswade.bsky.social flawless edit to bring in Gojira 🙏

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marry me

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“A 30 minute wait?? This better be a good sandwich.” Buddy,, it’s a goddamn delightful sandwich. Shut up and get in line!

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I think that it would be a good idea to walk 2 miles to my favorite deli to grab a sammich.

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No I’m actually the wallet inspector inspector, I’m here to catch the guy who did this to you, for a small fee

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😬

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j/k it’s the real one with the bowels and needing to run to the bathroom after eating anything cool and good

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I’ve developed IBS* late in life. *Incredibly Badass Syndrome

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Lee Dixon Shut The Hell Up Challenge

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OUT: Bolsonaro is in the hospital again IN: Trump crashed a plan again

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hell yeah the Central Coast Menchies feed gives and gives and gives. These guys sound great!

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Seen in Brooklyn this AM: an egged cybertruck with a bag of dogshit and also unbagged dogshit

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Ten years ago we had Bob Hope, Bob Jobs, Bob Cash, Bob Constitution, Bob Vaccines, Bob Air Traffic Controllers

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I haven’t seen a red card this funny in a long, long time.

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someone put their pronouns in their email signature in 2017 and now the world's most irksome Boer has my social security number

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Made a video to celebrate spacex taking over air traffic control, please enjoy

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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

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It should be illegal for a landlord to (a) make a renter replace the hvac filter on their own and (b) tell the renter the wrong size for the filter which means the renter has to return the wrong filter for the right one. @departmentofjustice.bsky.social @police.bsky.social @oprah-winfrey.bsky.social

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It’s so comically over the top that I’m still waiting for Vance, Musk, and whatever to be like, “ah this is all a bit.” Like it’s just unimaginably bad that I can’t help but feel that way!

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Just a second! I’ll try to do everything in my power to stop that Nazi Spaceman from looting every piece of the government after I hear Will Ferrell do his hilarious Goulet impression again! GOULET haha it’s perfect!!

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this is one of the funniest things a national politician has ever posted. he live-tweets a tv show during an ongoing constitutional crisis and when someone tells him they find this irritating he’s like “hey listen, this show meant a lot to me when i was a 30-year-old boy”

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Immaculate Conception of a Plan. @theonion.com

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Crowd at SNL50 getting restless, they're all chanting "RASTA MAN! RASTA MAN!" but I don't think he's there.

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donald trump has ordered the IRS to hand over all of your personal information to a Holocaust denier who works for the richest man on Earth, who is a Nazi

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