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LMAO EXCLUSIVE Yes we had no idea that his entire fortune was built on taxpayer money

The smartest people in the world huh

Bezos directly emailing staff gives away the whole game.

The Pistons have rattled off 6 straight wins and Cade Cunningham is on the cusp of joining an even more exclusive club than All-Star recognition. This week's Pistons Digest: www.nba.com/pistons/news...

Only 1 player in NBA history has hit >42% on 3s while attempting at least 11 per 36 minutes, according to Basketball-Reference. He has done it 5 times. That player is Steph Curry. Someone else is on pace to become the second player ever in this group: Malik Beasley. Wow. What a season.

quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

Meanwhile... www.siliconvalley.com/2025/02/13/p...

Oh my god. They removed "transgender" from the page about Trans woman Sylvia Rivera's page at the National Park service. "Sylvia Rivera began fighting for gay and _____ rights" WOW.

Toad went back into the house. He got into bed and pulled the covers over his head again.

also I can’t fucking count

Adjusted Net Rating (SoS adjusted) for past 10 games Better Offense ➡️ Better Defense ⬆️ Better Net Rating ↗️

Incredible news! The Trump administration's under 19 trans care ban has been BLOCKED in federal court via a bench temporary restraining order. The administration CANNOT withhold funds from hospitals providing trans youth care. ACLU statement here:

Scoop: The databases powering DOGE.gov are insecure, and people outside the government have already pushed their own updates to the site to prove it: www.404media.co/anyone-can-p...

It's interesting that right-wing politics and left-wing politics are often mesmerized by abstractions — specifically, money for the right and language for the left. It would be better for both sides to concentrate on the reality underlying these abstractions.

You can tell cancel culture isn't real because Armie Hammer hunts people for sport and eats them but has a new movie coming out

Art by • Roger Dean

I’ll note that Trump rightly made fun of DeSantis for sounding like this.

SCOOP: The US Treasury claimed a DOGE's Marco Elez didn’t have ‘write access,’ when he actually did. Sources tell WIRED that his ability to alter code controlling trillions in federal spending was rescinded, days after officials said it didn't exist.

Low tide reflections at sunset from my photo archives. Have a nice evening.

tim robinson, my hero

THE PHOENIX SUNS ALL-TIME LEADING SCORER: DEVIN BOOKER.

So much reporting about Dallas's concerns about Doncic's weight. It's almost like the five straight All-NBA First Team's and the 12-5 record in last season's conference playoffs didn't happen. Yeesh. What are we even talking about?

“At a minimum, 300 babies that wouldn’t have had HIV, now do.” Send him to the fucking Hague

Remaining Strength of Schedule based on average of opponent's net rating

unarguable proof that our society has lost shame

Ben Johnson Cites Caleb Williams As Major Reason He Took Bears Coaching Job

a functioning opposition party that represented the working class could spike this photo in the end zone basically forever

Forced use of Gemini AI on corporate Google accounts is extremely wild. Here is how you opt-out, sort of, for now: www.404media.co/opting-out-o...

David Lynch 💔

Basketball Reference is so integral to my internet life that I sometimes accidentally append it to unrelated searches like “baby RSV symptoms b ref” or “Skeet Ulrich filmography b ref”

‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access

Tulsa race massacre probe finds 1921 horror was 'coordinated, military-style attack' abcnews.go.com/Politics/tul...

Howling the tormented cries of the damned in the woods to prank campers

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California? Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

not to get all debate club about it but whenever i post about the atomic bombings not being necessary people disagree with me by alluding to a historical consensus that they were (which is untrue) or doubting me because i'm not a historian, both appeals to authority that don't address the arguments

How Did This Beloved Thing Get So Bad? a guy wanted to get richer What Happened To All Thos— let me stop you there. a guy wanted to get richer Why Is Th— a guy wanted to get richer Have You Noticed Th— a guy wanted to get richer Where Did— a guy wanted to get richer

Art by • Michael Whelan

Wemby played chess with folks in Washington Square Park in New York City

All that PLUS: * Scoot Henderson hit a game-winner * Jordan Poole hit a game-winner * The Kings gave their entire fan base villain origin stories

disco elysium (2019)

here’s a trailer for my new documentary series. it’s about the original development of the internet in the 1800s and the infinite follies of man FOOL TIME, a four-part series, drops january through april for secret base’s patreon members