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Destroying my mental health one doom scroll at a time!
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"Andrew Cuomo is visibly upset and people are crying"

My mouth is doing this thing where it's turning upwards at the sides. Please advise

refreshing to find out that some bombs are too unseemly to drop

Rewatched terminator 2 last night. Fun movie about AI leading to nuclear war and how the easiest way to kill someone is to dress up like a cop. Can't say its themes resonate today.

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The U.S. has attacked Iran’s nuclear sites because Donald Trump chose to side with Israel and their genocide instead of choosing peace and negotiation.

When people support Andrew Cuomo, what they’re saying implicitly is that they don’t care about the women he’s already sexually harassed and retaliated against and they won’t care if he does it again. It’s a political stance that enables discrimination against women in government

transition care for trans people is life saving healthcare. the only regret with my transition is that i didn’t start when i was younger. fuck everyone who is cheering on the destruction legal trans healthcare, and fuck those indifferent to it

My heart goes out to trans people and all people who value bodily autonomy. Make no mistake, this is both an attempt to stop trans kids and adults from existing, as well as pushing forward in steps to prevent anyone the administration wants from having control over their own bodies

So I just want to be clear that the gentile President's anti-immigrant goons illegally assaulted and kidnapped the leading Jewish candidate for Mayor in New York City for walking into a federal building for the crowd that is keeping track of The Antisemitism Problem

no one came to a grown man's GI Joe themed birthday party and that's somehow funny to you??

lmaoo never gets old

lmao get her

Does anyone have advice for researching ways to protect yourself and others from ICE while also preventing severe anxiety spirals from reading about our current hellscape? Health wise, it's not going to be a good idea to be in crowds. I wanna help and don't know what to do

The random people at the spontaneous protest that popped off because they saw the busboy at their neighborhood restaurant being kidnapped by ICE should have planned the optics better

they never miss

I’m from Los Angeles, live in Los Angeles right now, am Latina, am a protest & free speech lawyer. It’s deeply personal for me what’s happening here. Working nonstop, trying not to get sick. What do ppl need? We’re working on trainings, legal support, resources, space for our community to process.

what is the best fund to support children or seperated families taken by ICE?

Here are some texts I got from an immigration lawyer friend of mine. Shared with permission. Some of the bleakest shit I’ve ever heard.

The fight between Musk and Trump is fundamentally all about people losing their healthcare. If you don’t know how to capitalize on that and you keep insisting it’s all a distraction you need to find another line of work.

Liberals Stop Stanning Anybody and Everybody Who Turns Against Trump But Especially The Literal Worst People Ever 2025 Challenge

Someone convince trump to undo everything DOGE did, you know, to own elon

Elon saying trump is in the epstein files is like saying, "I saw you at the nazi pool party." It's not much of a gotcha

Ms Rachel got hands

This is going to financially hobble many universities and possibly bankrupt some. The damage these animals are doing to America will take a generation to undo.

I can’t think of anything more Orwellian than waking up to find out you’d transformed into a giant bug

I'm mostly shocked anyone who would go to a trump crypto dinner actually has standards

the hard drive of my youth has been fried for decades now and almost nothing from those years exists because the cloud hadn’t been invented yet and honestly, thank god

Sesame Street is officially UNION! Workers at Sesame Workshop, the nonprofit behind Sesame Street, have voted 55-19 to join @opeiulocal153.bsky.social Huge congrats to @sesameworkersunion.bsky.social! “We can officially say that today, May 15th, is brought to you by the letter U!”

My daughter’s speech therapist went out of business because Medicaid reimbursement rates were too low. We do not have Medicaid. I’m going to keep posting this until people understand that when Medicaid gets cut *everyone* loses services.

Newark Mayor Ras Baraka was arrested at an ICE Detention Center where he was protesting its opening, a federal prosecutor said.

Lorne Michaels presses the emergency button connecting to the chip installed in every SNL writer and cast member. Quick, he says, we need Chicago Pope sketches ready to air for the next year, at least! Breaking into the emergency cocaine reserves, he screams AND GET ME JOE PESCI!

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

congrats to next season's writers of The Bear