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farttotable.bsky.social
Destroying my mental health one doom scroll at a time!
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Yeah, it was a limited time promotion
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Meat curtain sorbet
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Has this been sports the whole time?? I would've watched the hell out of this
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Let me talk to him he always answers my calls.
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Ugh, fine, I'm in. When does filming start?
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That's... just as bad
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Fuck every part of this
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We cut live to elon and trump holding back tears as they each say "is baby gonna cry?"
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At my old workplace there was once a chicken-wing eating contest and one contestant was going so slowly that a coworker shouted out scornfully, “He’s just eating lunch.”
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The fuck is this?
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This is the least sexy collection of words. The anti sex. Hymens are growing back with every character
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Be the change you want to see, Ian
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W.Angus sounds like a UK musical comedy act that dresses like sexy beef
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If there isn't a Paul Rudd Mac and Me remake in the works, then what's the point of anything?
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I love your mom
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I do think we should be able to transfer our imposter syndrome to those more deserving
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John Goodman is already on a flight as a stand in just in case
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You just know there will be a Convlave sketch with them sitting in the corner saying Da Pope