fastsnail901.bsky.social
this might just be how I’m wired
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“René Descartes!?!?”
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God this shit deserves to call itself a mountain more than any others lmao
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St. Haelga, Ymir’s Shadow, all perfectly fine, easy as fuck
But Eldenhorn my god I’m gonna fucking erode all over the place meteor directly to this mountain
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Anything is a knight if you try hard enough
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I think I was meant to complete Eldenhorn and St. Helga too lmao
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Not like this is a blue-leaning town in general, but I've been wondering what happened to that thing. Also, it really has to be said, as bad as these things look in pictures, they look even worse in real life. Just a total dogshit car
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That was no dream it was a prophecy
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Global warming and endless consumption will destroy us all, and to illustrate this I MUST blow up this school bus full of children.
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No not my one house appliance
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Because I aspire to be a The Evil Cymbals Monkey That Lives in someone’s Subconscious Clashing Away
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Ok but have you considered it
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I am going to do nothing good with this information, thank you so much!
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Oh man I gotta work on my fun goon gimmick. Maybe I'll where a silly hat and dramatically say "you guys hear that" every time the protagonist throws a rock to distract me from my set patrol route. Get the rest of the gang to start calling me "jitters"