fatherjerusalem.bsky.social
I'm so depressed I act like it's my birthday
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C is for Claroos which rhymes with... mongoose?
I don't know where I was going with that.
Boobies.
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Are we... are we Chicago now?
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It's going to be a long long season.
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Et tu, Nancy?
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"I am heartbroken" the university president said "heartbroken that these students still believe they have freedom of speech and assembly. What more do we have to do until they understand that Columbia University fully supports fascism?"
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It only takes 23 Democrats to remove Schumer from his leadership position.
As I'm sure you already know, Senator.
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Bro. He fucking called you a Palestinian *yesterday* and now you're going to give him everything he wants?
What an absolute coward you are.
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Trump's not fucking popular NOW what the fuck
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You fucking coward.
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Get. Him.
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This is going to ruin the tour.
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That was the only way they could have done this whole "soul" thing and make it work.
I just didn't think they had the balls to do it.
Congrats on the balls, guys, you definitely have them.
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Gail. It is 3:30 in the morning. Way way too early for shenanigans.
Besides, everyone knows Olicity is skateboarding slang for San Diego. Because it's the city where they all learned tricks like the ollie. Ollie. City. Olicity.
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I would like to live in that timeline.
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I will absolutely take that bet, Charlie. Chuck. Chuckles.
Name your stakes.
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Haven't seen an update in a couple days, hope you and the pets are okay and crossing fingers for good news about the house.
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You and the pets being okay is the most important thing, so I'm glad to hear that.
If the worst happens, just know that you have a large community of people who care and will do what we can to step up and help out with whatever you need.
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Uh Oregon State won their conference and didn't make the playoffs, so I don't want to hear any crying from Bama.
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God I love the Iron Survivor match. Best new match type since Elimination Chamber. Need it in 2k25.
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People die every day. Why should they be any different?
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You mean, not on it?
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Hey man quick question about the methodology you used to gather these datapoints, why are you such a piece of shit?
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Maybe because the president doesn't control gas prices.
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Yeah man, Democrats were so focused on race and cancel culture that they trotted out Liz Fucking Cheney, noted champion of wokeness.
They talked about the pocketbooks. People like you made up narratives in your head, ignored what was actually being said, and are now googling "what are tariffs".
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HANG IT.
The rest of the Pac 12 quitters may suck this year too, except Oregon ew, but we suck AND we're champs!
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HANG THE BANNER. PAC 12 CHAMPS BABY.
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Hang the banner! I absolutely mean it. To hell with all greedy mfers who quit this conference.
Y'all left. The conference belongs to us.
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This was a legitimately great book. Absolutely hilarious. An underrated classic.
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It's not "fear mongering" when there's shit happening to legitimately be afraid of.
Like.
I may not be up to 100% date on all the trans news around the country, but even my dumb ass knows the Republicans in charge = bad news for minority groups.
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Baldur's Gate 3, Dragon Age Veilguard, Borderlands 3, and I'm personally a slut for Civilization.
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If you want to say stupid shit without any pushback, or engage in circlejerking over how great Elon is, then fuck off back to twitter.
Y'all killed all the nice in us. Welcome to what's left.
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Clarus figured it out? Clarus? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts. Ow.
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What. Who. Why. What.
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The Thing had something happen to him. The Hulk had something happen to him. Spider-Man had something happen to him.
The X-Men are simply born that way.
It's easier for someone to rationalize people like the Thing or the Hulk as a choice they made. Being a mutant takes that choice away. Thus fear.
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Fuck off back to twitter.