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Plumber Writer Gamer Freak 22 he/him my writing portfolio: https://parkerfaux.wixsite.com/website
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presinald trunt

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Imagine getting your skull smashed open in a cave somewhere and 10,000 years later everyone starts calling you the Cheddar Man

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Felt inspired

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I was gonna write an angry letter to my local newspapers editor about the federal fund freeze but they rescinded it 5 minutes before I got off work LMAO

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me when

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Newsletter: The DeepSeek situation is a moment that should fill Silicon Valley with shame, a monument to the lack of vision and herd mentality of the American tech industry. OpenAI and Anthropic have no moat, no business, no innovation, and I believe no future. www.wheresyoured.at/deep-impact/

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iron man gotta have the worst classic rogues gallery ever, either differently-colored evil iron men clones or the most absurd Yellow Peril stereotypes imaginable, no in-between

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GIORNO: they can't cut off my hands if my hands are ladybugs ABBACCHIO, TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM A VEIN BURSTING IN HIS BRAIN: I fucking hate you so much you stand fucking sucks

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Here I am, a factory worker enjoying his lunch in the North End of Boston on January 15, 1919. I’ve survived the influenza pandemic, I’m feeling good about life, and I’ve never been more confident I will not be swallowed up by a flood of liquid sugarcane extract

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hey media companies since it’s pretty clear you’ve decided supporting hate is more profitable than fighting it can we at least get those episodes of community and iasip back

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I have a lot of opinions on society even though Im in my apartment about 99% of the time

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Hey friends @hexnoblesse.bsky.social is an incredible designer, storyteller, artist, and fighter for people to feel safe in their spaces and communities. He's dealing with how unfair our current systems are. Even sharing or boosting is really really helpful. Thanks in advance. gofund.me/2bede490

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I really love all the VO in Quake Champions, for example BJ has some great lines in the game. Here are some of his lines I just happen to be thinking about today. Maybe you will enjoy them too.

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fuckass nazi pieces of shit

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wow Biden thanks for nothing

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i like to think that this room is the first room that dr. robotnik designed in the final egg. like he opened up the evil version of unity or blender or whatever and just made a square room with 100 guys plopped in there just to check it out and eventually kept it in there for sentimental reasons

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Taking a firm stance against anyone with a profile page that looks like this

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Kool-Aid Man’s glass penis clinks awkwardly against Kool-Aid Woman’s glass vagina. “What horrible God made us?” he asks, miserably

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