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www.linkedin.com/in/parker-fa...
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whenever you get obelisked, just remember Him
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#resist
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"and what became of your once-proud people?"
Tolkien elves: "our place in the world seemed to slowly shrink, and we sensed our time had simply passed. We diminished over countless centuries, eventually sailing into the bittersweet twilight of the Undying Lands"
40k elves: "we invented, MegaSlut,
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damn what made this shitass stolen meme better than all the others
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In the immortal words of Mr. Rogers: "When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, 'Look for the angry British man yelling at Sam Altman . You will always find the angry British man yelling at Sam Altman.'"
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why is obadiah stane on bsky
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what is it about facists and having broken colons, not saying I’m complaining but there’s gotta be some causation here
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they put people in death camps and kill them jackass
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I think about Turner D Century a lot
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I just farted while the world burns
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and trump isn’t even in office yet lmao
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Do you have a source to back that up?
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notice the giraffe in the background, setting up the fact that they are in a zoo which is necessary for the punchline, bushmiller truly was a master of fiction
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my ontological hatred of facism leaving my body when the nazi looks at me with big puppydog eyes:
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Scrivener is awesome and a one time purchase
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ONION BUUUUUBS