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Walkable cities, academia, and hot parenting takes with statistics, mostly in NW DC/Ward 2+3. Occasionally in real urban centers like Bethesda or Arlington.
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The only kind of killing that is completely unprosecuted by the justice system is if you use your car to do it.

Those Who Say (X) Agency Should Be Eliminated: DOGE: 25% USAID: 21% DOE: 17% IRS: 13% FEMA: 11% EPA: 8% CDC: 7% CFPB: 7% ICE: 5% FBI: 4% NWS: 2% DOD: 1% YouGov / Feb 18, 2025 / n=1603

Its always funny to bring up federal tax revenue per capita. 9/10 the top states are solid blue. The bottom is mostly red

Its funny, outside of the DC metro gov, federal workers are mostly in very red rural areas. Broadly speaking feds are in rural areas and/or near military bases (keep in mind 1/3 of feds are ex-military).

Math is hard

i love all the subcompacts doing just fine

Why is Spotify pushing video interviews for a site called ‘lad bible’ on my toddler’s account?

it turns out even with full in person work, we have too many parking spots!

Just build some damn housing. Atlanta does. Austin does.

the creepy part is nobody in my toddler's friend circle has been sick for 3 weeks now. we're fucking scared for the couple weeks. we're due.

This is the most relevant article to NIH and research cuts I’ve seen. Imagine if this was today , how many people would be saying “Why are we studying Gila Monsters and their impact on diabetes ? That’s wasted money !” globalnews.ca/news/9793403...

Apparently, compared to a Cybertruck, the Ford Pinto actually looked good, and was 17 times less likely to burst into a deadly fireball.

“A new analysis by independent automotive blog FuelArc suggests that fire fatalities are 17 times more likely in a Cybertruck than in the infamous Ford Pinto — the posterchild deadly cars if ever there was one.”

"More people visited the Business Improvement Districts within Manhattan’s congestion relief zone in January than during the same month last year, dispelling some business owners’ fears that the toll would deter visitors to Manhattan’s core..." [Subscription required]

Americans are about to learn some economics.

I love that a white guy was flying the plane, a white guy was flying the helicopter, and a white guy gutted the FAA last week but somehow the blame is too much diversity.

Yeah, how about not dissolving the air safety advisory commission at the FAA. As your team did last week.

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A large emergency response has been dispatched to Reagan National Airport for reports of an aircraft crash Video from the Kennedy Center webcam appears to show the collision and crash www.arlnow.com/2025/01/29/b...

BREAKING: Video shows 2 aircraft colliding over the Potomac River in Washington, D.C.

I didn't realize this wasn't already policy! Ban 'em.

Ugh. Chiefs and birds? Man I’m going to have to sit the Super Bowl out.

I do this. But fuck sudoku too. Also I leave the spelling bee for my mom to do.

the yimbys were right. they are always right.

The folks obsessively posting about egg prices for the past few years have gone strangely quiet just as egg prices hit an all-time high.

We did it!

In November, one of my son’s daycare teachers was struck by a driver of a truck as she crossed the street. The driver didn’t stop at the 🛑. Perhaps more infuriatingly, the city of Hyattsville had recently re-designed the intersection & identified the need for a crosswalk but didn’t install one. 🧵

I doubt the moral character of anyone left on twitter. Sadly I'm not there anymore, so I don't know who still is left.

My toddler has reverted to a solely prosciutto and strawberries diet. I’m going to go bankrupt if he learns about caviar.

The worst if you also live on N, S, W, or E st. And then sometimes your address magically changes to North, South, West, or East street. So your address becomes South St Northwest and your Uber driver’s GPS loses its mind.

I love how California ‘environmental’ law is really so anti-nature, we have to get rid of it to approve pro-nature policies.

a very funny eye opening experience many people have had about how the cops actually operate is this "hey i have a tracking beacon on this stolen item that shows exactly where it is can you arrest the guy who stole it?" and the cops go like "lol no that sounds like a lot of work"

Randy rides my bus (the 33)! (Alas I use the part of the segment he probably doesn’t use)

TIL: my wife’s rear ebike wheel assembly weighs more than my entire road bike does. Also, it apparently requires cutting a zip tie to remove from the bike.