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I don’t practice Santeria. I don’t got no crystal ball. I don’t read tea leaves or palms or tarot cards. I don’t have a dousing rod or a scrying pool. I do slit chickens throats and let them bleed out over the sawdust but I don’t put a whole lot of stock in what the blood has to say

folks is it bad when you outsource basic government functions to BIDs as an unaccountable luxury amenity

major league baseball should have twice as many teams and function on a promotion/relegation basis

IONA HAS A 10K GUY NAMED BEEF WELLINGTON

setting up a "will they won't they" between my insides and my underwear here, can't wait to see what happens

i would watch a weekly web series of brace and adam bickering at each other in a diner or something even though i know it would give me acute IBS www.gq.com/story/adam-f...

Weird how Marilyn Manson’s lyrics were controversial in the 90s but don’t seem shocking at all anymore:

Answering work emails after a 4 day weekend

i had another idea for a star wars tv show its like a call in advice show and the host is yaddle (girl yoda) and she says things like "dump him you must, caller. any song request do you have?" (i dont remember if yaddle talks like that i assume they all do)

this just played on tv with no audio and almost killed me

i saw yoda fall off a bar stool and when he hit the floor a box of good & plenty candy under his robes went scattering everywhere. he was crawling around trying to pick it all up and the bouncer was yelling at him thinking it was drugs but stopped once he realized. everyone just kinda watched

thinking about getting jalapeño poppers with the pizza

andor s2e3 "harvest": well, can't say i expected ~~~that~~~!

The latest chapter in my quest to understand my people's complex feelings about a pitcher, culminating in a stat that attempts to explain something inherently irrational

i've always had a hard time with the "[action/rhetoric] gives [other side] exactly what they want" argument. feels like a logical fallacy but i'm not smart enough to parse it.

football season is over. shine on jim, ya weirdo.

Noid (rogue) Green Giant (druid-fighter) Kool Aid Man (barbarian) Ronald McDonald (wizard)

luddite pope (complimentary)

14yo: Birds are all named either "Red-bearded Black-Bellied Finch," "Stupid Cocksucker," or "Wilson's Little Guy."

apparently Elon's gotten so mad about Grok not answering questions about Afrikaners the way he wants, xAI's now somehow managed to put it into some kind of hyper-Afriforum mode where it thinks every question is about farm murders or the song "Kill the Boer"

really respect the royals for having a verified account on here and posting about acquiring rich hill

Here, have some 90s TBS ASMR

Boy Hits Car concert canceled after truck hits venue

The weekend

praying to st anthony on behalf of the united states navy

i'm sure Boxing Guys don't find it funny but Bowe-Golota I ending in a DQ because the latter couldn't stop punching the former in the nuts, then the camps going true life Royal Rumble, then Golota getting DQ'd AGAIN for the same reason in B-G II later that year...that's the sweet science to me baby

Sinners (2025): Delroy Lindo drinks a beer. 4 stars.

guy who mixes up heroin and estrogen

congratulations, you've escaped samsara. now welcome to samsara 2