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Doing my first dog walking shift today \o/

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

“I know about sex now.” Sophie announced, and Malik didn't even have time for dread to creep over him before she concluded, “The Captain had sex with me.” (finding something short enough from this WIP has been a great challenge.)

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Wrote something for #ZelloydWeek2025 ! It's pre-relationship, so it's more a pinch of Zelloyd seasoning than a true Zelloyd banquet, but the vibes are still there. Also featuring Genis and Mithos, mention of lemon sandwich, Symphonia-typical fantasy racism, and maybe an unexpected use for butter??

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I have lived most of my life in very city-adjacent places and I am a little metropolitan fucker but sometimes I just wanna pack up and go live in the tiny spit of town in Manitoba where my I spent a lot of my childhood with my grandparents.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

The worst part about being good at written communication is not having the confidence that someone will understand you're leaving information out of a quote with '(...)' and instead take you as implying the bracketed ellipsis is PART of the quote.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

this just in: cauliflower sucks balls

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

ChatGPT is down but The Museum of English Rural Life still stands, proving once again that Silicon Valley cannot compete with the history of rural England and its people.

submitted 4 days ago • 95 comments

nudist opinions: best chore to do shirtless - cooking best chore to do naked - vacuuming

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

surprisingly the redheads are not my favourite.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Finally figured out what's been bothering me about Audible's current slate of adverts. They're all encouraging total erosion between reader and narrator; they all imply "you" do and experience the things you read about (/listen to).

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

there are two sluts inside you

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

🏕️ APPLICATIONS OPEN 🍳 🗓️ June 2 to July 2 Open call to all Tales creators! Are you interested in whipping up something special for Secret Recipe? Do you wish to be the first to savour Raine's impressionable cooking? If so, join our food appreciation journey by applying down below 😋 #tales

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

don't ask me to do technical proofreading if your response will be "well that's hardcoded so it's fine" YOU WANT RANDOM SURPLUS BLANK LINES IN OUR LEGAL DOCUMENTS? EMPTY FIELDS THAT ARE POTENTIAL SOURCES OF TAMPERING? WHY EMPLOY MY FINE-TOOTHED COMB IF YOU DO NOT CARE FOR THE GRAINS IT UNEARTHS

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Having tracked my period since October, I can now sadly confirm the best I can hope for is 24 days between bloods. It's usually 21. 😭 At least it only tends to last two days.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

someone grant me the strength I need to edit this pornography

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

dear god, I always loved Dina from TLOU2 but she has been cast so perfectly in the show and I am dying. every time she's on screen I love her so fucking much. bi queen. shit. (I don't think anyone I know is into this show but please don't give me adaptation spoilers, we are watching slow.)

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Queued up at 6:10 this morning to try and get family doctor again, handing out our second round of coffee to fellow hopefuls.

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments