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felixfinch.bsky.social
hush now traveller, we must whisper or they may steal our secrets!
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my husband and i after the war

I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE OKAY @felixfinch.bsky.social @skelbton.bsky.social #oc

HHH

i know it is my wizardly duty to be loyal to my study’s and hide away in my tower but oh how i yearn to be held in the big strong arms of… WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY MOPING CHAMBER?!? GET OUTT!!!

listen here you little filthy rat… if you EVER pull that shit again-

please…. for the love of george… @peedlefinch.bsky.social please stay still for one minute i can’t take much more of this

what the hell are the gnomes up too

POTIONSSSSS FOR SALEEE! POTIONS FOR SA- *trips over my cloak* OOOUGH~ OH! *thud* AH! *thud* ERG! *thud* OOF! *thud* OW! *thud* FUCK! (i fell down the stairs)

do you boys know what an angler fish is?

I REALLY REALLY REALLY MESSED UP A SPELL NOBODY GO ANYWHERE NEAR MY TOWER UNTIL I FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX… THIS… APPRENTICES STAY OUT OF MY CHAMBERS

running out of time to get gifts for the holidays? come to my shop! i have a plenty of potions, including forget me spells so your loved ones will not remember that you didn’t get them a present!

BE WARNED TRAVELLERS! ONE OF MY MANY TUNNELS HAS COLLAPSED AND COINCIDENTALLY CAUSED A SERIES OF SINK HOLES! STAY AWAY FROM MY TOWER UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!

the winter is a cruel place for himbo wizards

who invited this guy?!?

*my staff rattling in my hands as i squint my eyes* “do i knooow you?” suspiciously child shaped mimic: “grandpa its me”

oh dear… i would hate to get my robes wet… if only there was a big strong orc to carry me across this river…

THINK OF THE APPRENTICES!

local goblin suffers from severe decapitation after napsack malfunction