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Blue Sky now filling my number one social media need of telling me how the Leafs game is going when the NHL network is keeping me from watching for my own good

Winter makes me want to spend money on Wordpress, so I “made” this website: aseriesofsmallquackeries.com

Hyrax Pacioretty

The limited graciousness of the Apple Watch which is prepared to tell you the time without the password, but nothing else

If you have a job with an office and you get a minifridge to keep in that office you then have the option of buying a whole pie to keep in that minifridge and then you can have pie whenever you want

I wrote this and in order to write this I got a subscription to the Cornell Hospitality Quarterly which has some of the greatest content in the world

The Richard Henry Dana diaries are the best because sometimes he’s defending people in fugitive slave cases and sometimes he’s eating random twigs and giving himself poison ivy inside his mouth

Excited to report that I can get door dash from my local gas station convenience store

I really loved this, especially as someone who just received a batch of old report cards in the mail and was forced into confrontation with the young person I was

Adding this annotation to Genius

I did not manage to shoehorn in here the fact that I had a friend who got fifteen pages from the end of Hard Boiled Wonderland and decided that although he loved the book he wanted to leave it perched on the knife edge of what the end would be

The fact that a snickers is 1.75 in the vending machine while the peanut butter cups are 1.50 is really disturbing to me; I counted on everything that wasn’t the lifesavers being the same price.

Somehow a magnificent and large feather has become wrapped around the base of the chair used for visitors in the office and it feels like I’m in an art installation

The essay I really want people to be worked up about is that Mary Gaitskill one about her friend in the New Yorker — I want the full bad art friend treatment for it, ferocious pronouncements, the works

The people who brought their own cushions to the pet parade are my heroes

I started Martyr! by Kaveh Akbar in the Oakland Airport and was reading as the wheels touch down and it was so good, like mind-blowing

I am in the Salt Lake City airport and I am wondering if the weird emphasis of artificial voice announcements will become a BBC voice for the current era

This is amazing

I am reading some Wallace Stevens and one thing I can say for sure is that that was a man who knew a lot of plant names

Pioneering the “must move” contract provision in hockey, where a player gets to decide if they want to be a piece in any trade offered where the return is more than a third round pick

Ugly crying about this on a Sunday afternoon, just like absolutely jolted into tears by the line about living alongside the things that make us feel good

This is so great and also I want to know if the Tanner Pearson in the one photo credit is the same Tanner Pearson who plays for Montreal

Imagining a scenario where ai becomes prevalent enough that everyone starts going back to the federal reporters to check that a case actually exists

Life imitating a certain style of bad tweet: I was just trying to describe the move the Naked Gun to someone as a comedy that I loved in my youth and they were like, oh, is that one with that guy with the little mustache and black bowler hat?

Duolingo just fucked up and didn’t play the listening exercise, so I had to guess what the sentence would have been from the available words and I got it right. Let me know when the prize money is arriving.

"During the first six weeks of the war in Gaza, Israel routinely used one of its biggest and most destructive bombs in areas it designated safe for civilians, according to an analysis of visual evidence by The New York Times."

Has somebody done a Sex and the City tweet where they’re all doing Duolingo/Wordle?

I had a dream last night where people kept saying that LA had terrible ramen and I would be like what are you talking about? and I woke up to realize I had been in the people-said-Steph-Curry can’t shoot universe

Coach firing rituals really fit right into the Golden Bough

Palestinian suffering is never as urgent as the counterfactual: defector.com/palestinian-...

I can no longer distinguish the parody trad life tweets from the real thing

This morning I decided to try launching my paddleboard without a dock and I had to get halfway up to my waist in a pretty gross river and getting out was an endeavor because my feet were so cold but no food has ever tasted better than the lunch I just had

Motaz Azaiza's most recent insta story, from about an hour ago, says this in English: “It's about life or death now. I did what I could. We are surrounded by the Israeli tanks."

I had a dream in which it became clear to me that Jack Campbell needed to be reunited with Michael Bunting to find his game again, like how horses get nervous without a companion animal