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Nobody hustles harder than a woman who had to traumatically learn that she can't rely on the people she trusted.

americans are like “can’t, i got Turmoil in the morning”

*looking around my house* someone help this bitch

New single mom achievement unlocked: roof repair

I’ve been closer to prison than a happy and healthy relationship

I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird

Yes, I AM getting worse. Thank you for noticing.

Looking for someone to trauma bond with. No weirdos.

there’s an elderly man with dementia playing “what does this button do?” in the cockpit of the plane we’re all on

I wrote about this a bit in my last book but it really shakes me that a defining feature of this catastrophic era is that we just keep going to work. We work through pandemics, we work through natural disasters, we work through economic calamity, we work through coups, we work, we work, we work.

The corollary of “with great power comes great responsibility” is “with no power comes no responsibility” and what we’re discovering is that most of our institutions and leaders fear responsibility more than they want power, and will happily cede the latter to avoid the former

"No more than a few of you will be thrown into immigration detention, probably!"

okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line

the shift from “I never thought leopards would eat MY face” to “eat my face harder leopard daddy” must be studied

if I come out of this actually having been forced to understand the stock market, I'm going to be so fucking pissed

If the agent of an embittered KGB officer somehow won the US presidency and entered into the office bent on destroying the USA in its national influence, network of alliances, and the American people’s quality of life, what would he be doing differently?

So if the economy totally crashes because the President is either cognitively gone or an agent of foreign chaos, this Congress is just going to act like we’ve got to roll with it for 3 and a half more years?

The Fourth Circuit is famously succinct. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

holding my 401k’s paw as they send it to the great index fund in the sky

As soon as I find my car keys and get a job I enjoy and fix the mess that is my personal life and figure out what's causing the chronic pain and drag myself out of this depressive cloud and make friends with a cool dog it's over for you bitches.

Not sure if I should clean the house or just put it up for sale.

ngl, the devil on my shoulder is starting to make some pretty valid points

I for one am amazed that allowing the world's stupidest man to bellow like an idiot while swinging a sledgehammer into every surface encountered has not fixed all of our problems but has instead made all problems worse and caused new ones. It makes no sense; he had the longest tie, the goldest hair.

my retirement planning was really based on eventually having an obscenely wealthy woman offer me a huge amount of money to stay away from her son so at this point I’m not sure what to do

If a deranged president intentionally destroying the country's economy with a ludicrous obsession (and misunderstanding) of tariffs *isn't* justification for invoking the 25th Amendment, I honestly can't imagine any scenario that would be.

Great Depression 2: Dipshit Boogaloo

I honestly didn’t know someone could break so many things in so many directions all at once

it was the worst of times, its was the wow somehow it keeps getting worse of times

This was….five months ago

It would be cool to have one single day without the dumbest news imaginable

this shit sucks so much, most of us have lived through at least 3 other recessions now im just so sick of this shit they just keep stealing our future from us

The most difficult part of achieving my personal goals is that I'm the person I'm relying upon to reach them

I havent found a way to joke about being terrified all the time with an ever increasing impending sense of doom but once I do boy will it be great I bet