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femaleatlaw.bsky.social
Nerd, daydreamer, heathen, mom
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once again I must tap my own sign

submitted 1 day ago • 234 comments

i'm starting to see some scoldy posts pointing out that we are laughing about a fire on the deck of our sinking ship and i have to be honest once the ship started sinking i decided i would take the laughs where i found them

submitted 1 day ago • 217 comments

Lord, I know I am not perfect. I know I stray from Your will. I know I fail every day to earn Your grace. But if You let Donald Trump sue Elon Musk for defamation I will clean up my act and do everything I can to glorify you. No monkey’s paw stuff please; I want to be able to cover it too.

submitted 1 day ago • 77 comments

if you are terminally online STAY ON LINE

submitted 1 day ago • 19 comments

this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.

submitted 1 day ago • 431 comments

I would have given so many fucks for you.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Having my batteries reinserted the correct way would fix me.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Andry José Hernández Romero, I remember you, even if I do not know how to articulate my horror, rage, & sorrow at your treatment by my government. No one has heard from you in 78 days. As vigil, I’m posting a photo (& today a video) of you every day until you are returned from El Salvador.

submitted 6 days ago • 10 comments

Doesn’t “less government” mean “living our lives free from waking up worrying what our government is doing to us every day”?

submitted 124 days ago • 1 comment

It's really fucked that we were on the verge of HIV and cancer vaccines and these Facebook conspiracy meme asshats just decided nah

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead

submitted 7 days ago • 140 comments

[aliens arriving at Earth] “Wait, HOW many flavors of Mountain Dew?”

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

New York City votes for mayors like they believe Batman is real and want him to have someone to fight

submitted 563 days ago • 30 comments

Shall i compare thee to a summers day? For thou maketh me sweaty and fucking irritable

submitted 9 days ago • 9 comments

I am the ash of someone who once believed in fire

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

The one house in the neighborhood that thinks it's in a much nicer neighborhood

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not a morning person or a night owl. I’m some kind of permanently confused pigeon.

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again theonion.com/a-shatt...

submitted 11 days ago • 325 comments

I’m tired of people expecting me to do something just because I know how to do it and they’re paying me

submitted 41 days ago • 9 comments

I really wish I understood why the Bluesky Discover feed thinks I'm a gay man

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I get stressed out about the passage of time and aging, then I remember that eventually there will come a day when I've been divorced from my ex longer than I was married to him and I feel better

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

Let's play a game called what fucking circuit is the garage outlet on?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

The walk of shame back into Home Depot for the second time today

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

In the shower, ruminating over a problematic situationship, while my brain helpfully supplies a soundtrack of Limp Bizkit's I Did it All for the Nookie

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

How does an old man have the energy to fuck up so many things, go to bed already

submitted 14 days ago • 9 comments

Lil baby Greg

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Really loving our new weekly national tradition of asking the Supreme Court "hey, are there laws?" and getting back "I guess," 7-2 with Alito and Thomas dissenting

submitted 21 days ago • 24 comments