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fencepumpkin.bsky.social
Late 30-something Mainly here to yap. Themes include: kitchenlife, sobriety, ttrpgs and music.
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*me going back eight months in my gallery to find a sufficiently appropriate meme to send to a new AA friend, that won't make me seem like the freak they know I am because I overshare in public everyday*

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It's time we faced the facts. The Captain has been lying to us. These have not been accidents. He is doing this on purpose. Oops doesn't last for decades. You meant for it to be "All Berries".

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Lmfao my lyft driver just turned down the part of "Welcome to the Jungle" where Axl Rose starts moaning. It's gonna be a good day lololol

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My dog is super actively watching Daredevil: Born Again with me. I feel like he knows what's going on better than me. I didn't watch the whole first series

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Yeah. I'm alone in my apartment wearing nothing but a star trek hoodie and pink bunny slippers. It's called fashion, sweaty.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

One year in AA today. Recovery is possible

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Heard at an AA meeting today: "If I could drink like a normal person, I'd do it everyday." Lmfao saaaaaame

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Me at my whiny dog to the tune of "Do you wanna build a snowman?" 🎶 "Can I motherfuggin help youuuu? Do you wanna go outsideee?"🎶

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Lmfao same Entei. Same bruh.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Remembering the time I got into an argument with my grandma about the fact that Johnny Cash didn't wrote the song "Hurt". RIP Patricia, you were wrong. So wrong.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna start putting coffee ice cream in my coffee instead of cream and sugar.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Today's Theme: "The Lowly Carpenter" By Mischief Brew ✊️

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Step 1. Put on @reginaspektor.bsky.social whilst walking my dog. Step 2. Cry a lot listening to "The Call" Step 3. ?????? Step 4. Profit.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I'm a fry cook. I mainly make fish and chips. Beer battered. We use my favorite beer in it. I have at least a can with me all day. There are times when I forget and go to take a sip. But I haven't. Not a sip in 11 months. So close to a year. Never forget. You can change. #sober

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Someone was talking about how some people put meat in their pasta sauce and some don't. I heard "mead" and now I'm THINKING SOME THINGS.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Aw, snap.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

"Bert and Ernie were such a cute couple!" No doubt, but have you considered Beaker and Bunsen?

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

So uhhh... my lyft driver is running every stop sign we come across. Anyway, it's been real yall!

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Today's Theme: ROSÉ covering "Read My Mind"

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I changed my mind. Today's Theme is: "I Hate The Weekend" By Tacocat

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Do I get to go home if I'm Dangerously Sad?

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Today's Theme: "We Will Never Run Into One Another On Trains" By World/Inferno Friendship Society

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I just think we should all go sit in the bog together. Call that Goop Therapy.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I dropped it and lost the tin and I'm a shell of the person I once was.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Genuinely surprised Mens Rights Activists haven't coined the term "Ball-entine's Day" to counteract "Gal-entine's Day". Actually shocked.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Ow... I just saw my mom walk out of whole foods. But i didn't. Cuz she died this past summer and honestly couldn't ever really afford to shop at Whole Foods.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I know this is parasocial af and not at all healthy but: At least once a day I worry about Aubrey Plaza. I include her in my prayers. Fuuuuck.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Today's Theme: "Look Your Back!" By Himiko Kikuchi

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

My best days are ahead of me, but I just got the blue shell.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Whats something in your life that instantly improves your mental health, just knowing it's there? For me it's gotta be a big old variety box of Entenmann's donuts.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

10 months alcohol free as of yesterday!!! Running a "Living Sober" meeting this morning. Crazy how things can change.

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

Dude... why tf do Siegfried and Joy videos make me cry? Goddammit.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

The only thing keeping me from dying of stress rn is my pocket tin of Crazy Aaron's Thinking Putty.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Guess what I swapped onto the main screen tonight? Hiiii Bluesky!!! I'm gonna try real hard to get used to you.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

So. Here's my pitch. We all love Sir Patrick Stewart in "A Christmas Carol", yeah? I want a stage production of it with him reprising his role as Scrooge but.. with Sir Ian McKellen as Marley AND every ghost in different costumes. That's the pitch.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Mannnnn, I'd be able to take this depressive episode I'm in wayyyy more seriously if I didn't have "The Thong Song" stuck in my head the whole damned time.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes when I'm having a really good slice of pizza, I get hit with this overwhelming feeling. A sense that I'm doing it. I'm doing the thing i was put on this planet to do. 🍕 🍕 🍕

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

So I don't know what going on, but I suddenly became overwhelmed with a desire to know everything I could about DC's least loved hero, Booster Gold. Something about a guy from the future stealing a buncha stuff and travelling back to the 80s to be a celebrity super hero is hilariously compelling.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Does anybody else associate the holidays with The Legend of Zelda? I don't know why but I find myself either revisiting one of my favorites (usually LttP or Minish) or trying the newest one I haven't played yet this time of year. Rn I'm on "Echoes of Wisdom" and it's really satisfying.

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

Lmao I need to be on here more because I'm starting to be out of pocket on FB and I don't care how mentally stinky i am rn, I ain't goin back to that life. Too many in-laws on there to be acting like that....

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Soooo the new LEGO Dreamzzz sets for next year leaked. This has been one of my favorite themes. It honestly got me into LEGO, I think. I'm not super impressed by the gaming theme this time around. I like the 20-in-1 thing and want the z-blob one. But the villains this time are waaaack. #afol #lego

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

Lmfao oh noooooo

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I'm like 15 minutes into Alien: Romulus and I'm already so impressed.

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

Gonna be hard to get into the habit of posting here and not threads.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Ohhhhhh daaaamn, I know what I'm up to todayyyyy

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

My kid got the Dark Falcon LEGO set and we've been building it tonight! Don't get me wrong. Everything about this set is awesome. But I'm most excited about beach Luke rn? His job is friggin beach. HIS LEGS HAVE SANDALS! Where my afols at? #afol ##afolcommunity

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment