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I'm not really cheering for Robert F Kennedy Jr to get the measles but. He's starting right at a Darwin Award and a Herman Cain Award. 😷 😷 👀

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Googling "stock market" and Twitter results are a pinned, top result. As IF I click on twitter links. Do I need to use another search engine? Stop normalizing Twitter! Trump did that.

"If fate doesn’t exist, then we must create it.” -Jay Graber

In a BIG big way! There's only one way to do that though...

See the grass? See the people going around it? There was a “please keep off” sign because that section was being rehabilitated and we didn’t want to harm it. All 100k plus of us politely kept off. We are not the same as those twits who smeared their own poo on the walls of the Capitol.

This sums up the GOP on voting 🗳

It’s a recalibration of economic control. Oligarchs don’t live paycheck to paycheck. They have the capital to buy market dips and recoup faster, acquiring more assets at fire sale prices along the way. When the dust finally settles, they will own more. The rest of us will own less. A lot less.

Enough!

History is a bitch, huh?

This is spot on!

Half the country be lile

Oh gee. Missouri could use some fema aid? Well isn't that interesting. You voted for this botched govt non-response. It's up to your neighbors with 4wd to save you now. Just how you like it.

Imagine if Obama, who was arguably a pretty damn centrist president, had done ANY of this?

This is what you call two different readouts of the same meeting. Go Denmark, Go Greenland!

Easter is like a confused 14 year old. Super emo. Romancing death. And cuddling a stuffed bunny.

It's always been the cringe right trying to blow up America. You voted for this. Burn Baby Burn. #biglydepression What's gonna follow this is hopefully the next FDR.

So, okay, I knew I said those Trump signs (and hay bales) that no one will take down are the new scarlet letters, but I really meant Tesla. Your hay bales are for later.

Something's living in my heelys. At least they're getting used!

How many 80s babies still have 00s eating disorders? All hail anyone who eats breakfast.

A day of luxury and abundance aka fuzzy pets and fuzzy blankets.

Forty is when life begins.

Decided I hate the taste of toothpaste. Switched to a kid's berry flavored fluoride. Also experienced my first hot flash. Correlation?

One year since

Anyone else constantly get emails addressed to the British version of yourself? Just helped my fake little brother with his cover letter and resume. They grow up so fast!

Librarians are about to become the new heroes and first responders. 💚librarians!💚

You know all those Trump signs still hanging despite decades of decorum saying you take down your signs after the election? Those are just Scarlet Letters for later.

Crazy to understand that in a WW3, America will be an Axis of Evil. #notmypresident

The washcloth will make a comeback. Watch.

Living in a world without the language to describe it.

Congratulations to Nixon, for no longer being the most corrupt president in history. You've been usurped!

Saw footage of eagles fans pulling down stoplights and wrecking shit after their big win, and I thought to myself, THAT is why I'm an eagles fan! Win or lose, they destroy shit. #philly

Tickled to find these brand spankin' new Danner goretex, thinsulate cop boots for $45 at a thrift store! They are just my size, complete with wide toe box, and normally sell for $440! My old shit kickers - 20 year old Doc Martens with slick soles, herbicide damage, and mold - can kick the bucket!

Bacon-wrapped tofu with brown sugar and soy. Is tofu the cheapest protein?

I love who I love. They don't have to love me back. But it sure is nice when they do. Enter the perfect gift: AI Beans, courtesy of KP.