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autocorrects greatest failure is always assuming the word I typo’d actually starts with the letter I typo’d and that the typo comes later in the word

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New: DOGE's spending has been secret. No longer. My colleagues have uncovered it. www.propublica.org/article/doge...

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i think christopher reeve’s superman ignited my love for protagonists with unrelenting hope and determination. could use some of that these days

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Anyone else feeling like the world feels so bad it’s hard to make jokes anymore

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

cardinal directions? i don’t think they migrate. where should i direct them to?

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in what meaningful way can we say that the constitution is in effect when an unelected and unaccountable billionaire is wielding state power to unilaterally cancel congressional appropriations?

submitted 12 days ago • 492 comments

That's good but "ordering" them how? Who is going to make sure they comply? The answer, we're seeing with all these court orders, is no one. And Musk has plainly said he doesn't give a shit. So now what?

submitted 13 days ago • 67 comments

fun fact, this is how climate change graphs look when you zoom out millions of years

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

we are the daughters of the mambos they couldn’t enumerate

submitted 18 days ago • 13 comments

yes

submitted 18 days ago • 44 comments

im going insane dude i stfg i dont want to just watch this shit happen but im so powerless to do anything

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

i can’t even get excited to do theatre these days because *gestures broadly* and that makes me sad

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People have gathered outside USAID HQ for press event with Democratic Congressmen Beyer, Raskin, Connolly and Olzewski and Senator Van Hollen where they're addressing the building's mysterious shutdown today in the midst of the Trump admin dismantling the agency. (Photos shared with me)

submitted 20 days ago • 383 comments

Why was I allowed on Facebook at this time?

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

10 games not sorted but ordered 1. BG3 2. Balatro 3. Hades 4. Cyberpunk 2077 5. Metroid Prime 2 6. The forgotten city 7. The Stanley parable ultra deluxe 8. Disco Elysium 9. Breath of the wild 10. Kirby and the amazing mirror

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🚨 BREAKING: OMB has just issued a memo *rescinding* the previous memo freezing all federal financial assistance programs. Full text, per government source:

submitted 25 days ago • 728 comments

open.spotify.com/episode/7yoJ...

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When you read "anti-immigrant" I want you to hear "Going after anyone who isn't white" because THAT is what they mean, and that is who they are after.

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

They're trying to put me out of business

submitted 29 days ago • 402 comments

need to shake my ass in the club to Bad Bunny's new album

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if i know anything about first person cutscenes, it’s that you’re getting knocked out at some point

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

tired of living through times where i have to call bo burnham so he can tell me a joke

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Today I’m thinking about the librarian at my 1st grade school who wouldn’t let me check out a Nancy Drew book because it was “too advanced.” Then WHY is it in a library for K through 1st graders?! I’m mad all over again.

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my hands look like this: hands_clawed_by_cats.png so that hers can look like this: cat_claw_with_full_manicure.png

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

sorry boss can’t come in to work today, my cat just did this. im sure you understand

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fumbling the NLRB to own the lib- wait im getting word that it’s the libs who fumbled the NLRB? and all the walls in this news studio are now being insulated with asbestos? my boss just locked the door and a fire has broken out? dems: your $5 donation is the only thing that can save the NLRB!

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

nothing is original anymore smh

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

so cool that the most popular communication platforms are owned by like 4 people that all contribute and capitulate to fascism immediately

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

what do i need a metaphor? im already self referential

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

carrying a 5 gallon jug of water around for hydration and self defense

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

really messed up that im “too large” to have wave-particle duality

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medusa was fergalicious bc she put those boys on rock rock

submitted 55 days ago • 4 comments

they’re playing a samurai movie in the club rn

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A couple of pups from this year🌼

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Due to ~logistical issues~ I was worried I'd have to break my recent tradition of Christmas Day videos. But I'm putting the bow on it now, and it'll be under the virtual tree in the morning!

submitted 60 days ago • 30 comments

i changed my profile picture and my friends said nice things to me??? what a rush

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my favorite marvel snap matches are the ones where you’re both confident enough to snap and when one of you inevitably loses you still do the fist bump react at the same time because real recognize real

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

deck the halls? have you seen lumber prices?

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

imagine being able to buy any country on earth and you choose to buy the united states smh kinda embarrassing if you ask me

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

if Popeye eats seaweed he can breathe underwater for 20 mins

submitted 68 days ago • 3 comments

My Sun, Mercury, Venus, & Neptune are in Capricorn. Call me the GOAT

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