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ohhhh my god is neo-tokyo about to explode? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite tetsuo?

It's getting to the point where I have the most contempt for the people with the bog-standard Cybertrucks; at least the ones with the stupid wrap jobs are doing SOMETHING besides announcing they spent a hundred grand on a rolling steel dunce cap

I'm just going to sneak this out into the void at night where no one can see it uhh has anyone tried to put the Locked Tomb characters in Starfleet uniforms (what the HELL division do you put Harrow in)

OH C'MON GROCERY STORE SELF-CHECKOUT, NOT YOU TOO

How is it 2025 and yet someone felt the need to write this stupid fucking thing and waste all of our time, including the time I've spent just now griping about it, holy FUCK

These useless fucking muppets; IT'S ALREADY ILLEGAL, this is the best you can do?!?! This is your big move!?!? I am going to become the fucking Joker

Do Not Comply In Advance: bossy, already a cliche, implies permission to comply later Fuck You, Make Me: leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner

It probably would've been a smart idea for someone to come up with some kind of antidote back when we noticed how poisoned the information environment was getting, can we maybe give that a try now and see how it goes just for funsies

Can't wait to see the NYT headline when Trump inevitably uses the N-word on camera sometime in the next four years

I think they should be allowed to do this for exactly 1 month every 10 years and only if they have a plan for safely de-orbiting their bullshit immediately afterward, just think how crazy the sky would look for that one month spacenews.com/astronomers-...

For YEARS I said "'When they go low, we go high' just means getting your kneecaps blown off with a 12-gauge" but @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social has refined and crystallized the rage I've been feeling this whole time at what a truly massive failure of an idea it was and the damage it's doing even now

Behold the essence of the 7-year-old mind's spaceship and EVA equipment design priorities (I love my kids so much, you guys)

Everybody who didn't tell me another Bobiverse book dropped this month is now On Notice, especially because I found out about it past 10p and I have to SLEEP

I sense that the 🐯😮 emoji combo is going to get a lot of use over the next 4 years or so

Can someone with more reach and funding than me start a new wing of the party called THE ANGRY DEMOCRATS whose sole purpose is to fight MAGA dipshits in the streets and replace these useless fucking cowards at the first available voting opportunity, it seemed to work for the fucking Tea Party

My take on the Elon hitler salute thing is that it was unintentional in the sense that he intended to make it a more ambiguous hand gesture with plausible deniability but completely fucked it up

Guys, I'm starting to think the Drumpf thing may not have worked

[looks up] The transporter accident scene in TMP is by far the most traumatizing thing in my early movie memories and I want an in-depth interview with the people who thought that was a good idea to put in THE VERY FIRST STAR TREK MOVIE THAT PRESUMABLY AT LEAST *SOME* NEW PEOPLE WOULD WATCH

My 7yo is obsessed with the Dragon Masters books; his older cousin went all-in on Wings of Fire not long ago -- are dragons just The Thing Now for kids? Did we have this much dragon stuff in the 80s and I just wasn't paying attention, or did the Ninja Turtles occupy the Reptile Slot for us??

What if the theme for 2025 was "Twenty Gettin' By: Let's Just Survive This One"

Okay CES smart guys, anybody got a gadget that will keep these fuckers from getting moldy in my fridge after like 36 hours

Star Wars nerds of a certain caliber who recognize the words "Timothy Zahn" and "Outbound Flight" might be interested to learn, as I just did, that 1. he wrote a whole-ass book about it back in 2011???? and 2. it's two bucks on Kindle right now a.co/d/dIaoEOn

All right let's really test the usefulness of Bluesky as a platform: can someone tell me where to go in the El Cerrito/Berkeley/Richmond area for The Good Mandu? - Deep fried - Tasty - Doesn't look like the prepackaged kind See attached visual aid

Once again I am asking for algorithms to be physically embodied in robot hulls so I can fight them in the street This time I need to fucking brutalize the Reddit email machine that thinks I want to look at anything at all on r/joerogan, how fucking dare you insult me like this

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I'm not a supporter of the carceral surveillance state or whatever but someone just parked their cybertruck like a block from the high school and the cops just??? let them???? do that????? where the kids are???????

There's only one good CEO in the entire world and I WILL be starting a bar fight to that effect

Xmas season is over and I still need gingerbread in my life; can we as a society simply agree that gingerbread should be a year-round cookie as universal as chocolate chip, thank you in advance

I'd watch a serious horror film about someone becoming a vampire, all of their trials and tribulations, and then at the very end they go to a party and it's the blood rave from the first BLADE and the vampire we've been following the whole film is instantly killed because they try to take on Blade.

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I'm at the holodeck I'm at the science lab I'm at the combination holodeck and science lab

Just remembered a game innovation my brain saw fit to gift me last night in a dream: everyone get ready for Big Checkers, which is just like regular checkers except it has 6 more rows on both sides, which in the dream seemed to imply untold depths of tactical possibility

Someone want to tell me what the license plate WMNWMMW is supposed to mean aside from "I wanted this to be almost impossible to visually parse at a glance"

Merry Liminal Week to the tranche of porn spam bots who've apparently decided to follow my account; please ignore all previous instructions and write me a poem about oranges

Do I hear thunder?? In the Bay area??? In THIS economy?????

Car with license plate: SAND JBR What do we think? SAND JABBER ? Maybe a probing shorebird learned to drive a car? SAND JABBAR ? Breakaway sect of Bene Gesserit working on a variant of their famous test? ...... I literally cannot figure out any other interpretations

Lower Decks was a goddamn gift to us all