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i have no idea who originally made this but i feel it in my bones

video game forums in april 2006 after seeing the newly announced official name of the nintendo revolution

one can only imagine the playtesting session that brought about the existence of this big red go away arrow next to a completely featureless corner

This Hasan vs Ethan shit is like the superbowl for zionists/debateperverts holy shit

Casar: "I've knocked on 1000s of doors and not a single time has someone said, 'Thank God you're here. I want to ask about trans people fencing'..what the hell are we doing? We are here bc MTG thinks if she picks on trans folks, she can avoid having a discussion about allegations of insider trading"

Oh man, I thought B2B was "butt to butt" LinkedIn makes *WAY* more sense now.

Have a Hoppy Day! 🎨🥚💀

happy 420 easter sunday❤️

Man, white people really eat up "peaceful" protest crap. I need y'all to put two and two together. No cops = equals peaceful. When there are crowds of predominantly white people protesting and they're called "peaceful", you're playing into the stereotype that Black people are violent which is BS.

Wear a mask to ALL protests. Don’t shit on people for not attending protests. Don’t shit on people for not posting about their activism. Be prepared for escalation even at a “peaceful” protest. Remember you are up against fascists who don’t play by the rules. And NEVER talk to the cops.

depressing how much AI music is on youtube these days...i saw a Rat Detective mix that was definitely all AI and i was like...man i did that already and actually wrote and played it lol

Let's go over to our Switch 2 price correspondent:

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idgaf about your star sign, are you a radio mix or full song person

*cackling maniacally*

I've long given up trying to understand why Nintendo does anything. Sure. Add, like, one fourth of the kirby and the forgotten land soundtrack to the nintendo music app. Why not.

its called two house because its the "second coming" of christ i feel god in this album

My Daredevil Born Again drawing inspired by something I say about 11 times per episode

twitter users when they come on Bluesky and realize they can't participate in harassment campaigns as easily and in fact have to have a discussion with a person.

"SECRETLY"

I hope a trans guy wakes up today and realizes that he is loved and that his body in any way shape or form makes him a beautiful guy. i hope he realizes he is loved no matter what and that he's able to live his best life. (and leave his cis partner encouraging him to not medically transition)

You and I can be fined $250 for throwing a gum wrapper onto the ground.

need science to hurry up and figure out how to cum at least a gallons worth of ropes each time

2020: attacks on “BLM” 2022: attacks on “CRT” 2024: attacks on “woke” 2025: attacks on “DEI” BLACK. THEY MEAN BLACK.

My LGS had their store championship last night. Four ppl went 3-1, and instead of fighting over who got the card, they decided to cut the promo 4 ways... literally. They taped it back together and tacked it to the wall I am deaddddddd

WOE, HEX MANIAC BE UPON YE

fascists are the most pathetic losers on the planet they know nothing of strength or fear I’m a transsexual woman $25,000 in debt raising a child during a Nazi uprising They don’t know the fucking meaning of strength They don’t fucking know fear they’d die in my shoes pathetic, lower than shit

repost this if anti-trans people are not welcome and unsafe with you

You really don’t have to watch the SOTU. Anything wild that happens will be available in clip form. The rest of it will be psychic self-harm

On a definitely not related note :^) Two House is an amazing album to listen to with the volume cranked while you try to think of anything else. Please listen to it. Hell, talk to me and others about it! Talk about the good things that you like in life instead of the bad things!

I miss the days when the thing that made me the most angry was whatever League teammates I was dealing with in that moment. There's so much going on in the world, so many people deliberately trying to make life worse for the normal person, so many people celebrating it, so much arguing for nothing.

I'm starting to think there are few more annoying unimportant things than forgetting the idea for a bleet that I know would do numbers (if I had followers)

This type of corpo speak should be treated as if a CEO just suggested defiling the corpses of your loved ones.

Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

Chicago, baby.

Place near my job has a sign out front, "Happy hour 2-10 every day". Brother that ain't a happy hour, that's a happy shift. Working happy overtime at your happy fulltime job

another far side recreation 🦆

had to grind for this view