ffi5h.bsky.social
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except the cybertruck loses to both of them...
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Please tell me more about hot shingles in my area. No seriously doctor, can I get some ointment for this shit?
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*fires up the electron scanning microscope to find an even thinner silver lining*
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well at least they know about consent...
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and they say there is no moral consumption under capitalism :D
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Sure, but why did you print it out and attach it to a carrier pigeon?
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I appreciate your work ethic. The First three would name their discovery after themselves. A biochemist would name a newly discovered enzyme (that does a thing) doesathingerase.
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I keep harrassing @stonemaiergames.com for an "adult" version of the Anatomist goal in Wingspan, but they don't respond :(
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I think it is about time we get around to defining an SI unit for nepotism. Please send your suggestions to the International Bureau of Weights and Measures.
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with the copper-green blood of our enemies?
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well, there goes a special boy
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is this the "The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home" that @nightvaleradio.bsky.social keeps telling me about?
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it is linked to the adjacent letters with a pair of hinges visible only to editors and grammarians.
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how do the get past the earplugs, Sir? *sound of tiny crowbars levering foam*
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Noted, I was thinking *sitting down* might be an issue.
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Oh dang. I suppose we won't be needing this "Lupita needs a nose transplant" GoFundMe after all. Are you sure that you couldn't do with an extra one? we were already up to 3K....
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"Drop" and "Roll" had previously been part of a controversial pro-drug campaign and joined "Stop" as part of their community service.
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tbh going down also seems like an issue. "To the emergency department" is advisable.
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Congrats to you and google translate on your new son.
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The German phrase for "face in need of a fist" is Backpfeifengesicht. I leave the construction of a similar compound word featuring gardening implements as an exercise for the reader.
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you don't have to invoke a false flag: it is just a direct response to the genocide.
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I am totally doing that on purpose
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I will set the warning level to [red/green colourblind mess] and alert the [people]
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*goes all in*
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*Appreciative fanfare of Tijuana horns*
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this was in response to the actual crisis that led to their extinction: female ninjas became so stealthy they could never be found and inseminated. See also: Ents.
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I hate that for you
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We do not speak of the incident.
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not just their assholes - the corruption has metastasised to their entire bodies.
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However this ends it is going to be unsatisfying. Also, who is going to break this to Mr Eko?
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Jesus did we not learn anything the first time!?
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done. Do you plan to release a demo? That seems to be the prevailing wisdom in terms of making sure the game releases to the right audience and gets a positive rating.
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onion in fridge is the way of the singleton - otherwise half of onions have gone off by the time i get to them.
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but what if they repost it!?
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i don't disagree with the first half of your statement, but I doubt the Bonobo conflict resolution style would be acceptable.
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look up "Y the last Man" for one way it could play out
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OP needs to be checked for stroke symptoms
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I wonder if he has any insight into his own psychopathy.
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*quibbles further over smaller and smaller points*
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*expresses disappointment that plastic nutsack is not recyclable*
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The joy of extensive vitamin D production.
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leopard print is a strident choice for a mankini. good for you.
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THE CIGAR IS A HORCRUX
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and it's not like it is caused by one gene. There are likely as many genetic causes for autism as there are for cancer.
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I for one welcome our chimeric feline overlords
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you are now on a new run, but you get to keep your metaprogression
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Bunny ears are the current seasonal wear.