ffi5h.bsky.social
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SEND DRONES
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i read this as another way of saying that your parents died :p
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The ghost of Spike Milligan, in a high pitch, deranged voice: *thiiiis*
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they just had one-too-many negative ballroom dancing experiences and swore them off forever.
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slippin into your DMs with several bridges for sale...
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The vending machine terminated in a savage beak that whispered the lies of some vast cephalopod. That it was attached to a human body was merely a distasteful afterthought.
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huge pun potential. implies existence of a "givin" also
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TRANKS OBAMNA!
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That plan: "Throw Me"
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is just me or is he slowly morphing into Thanos?
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i cry tears of nostalgia over a wheel of cheese
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but seriously, who brought the hooks?
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block cock socks was the alternative title for no-nut november, but the seussian overtones proved too strong.
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no, but willing to parade in front of the new barn just to make the old barn feel bad about itself.
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The numbers are all executive orders unfortunately.
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I see that current events are your forte
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Possible evolved forms:
* John Coltrane
* Kenny G
* Guru Josh
* David Bowie
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Thank you for your delicious low-fi beets (looks up recipe for 8 bit borsch).
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causing anxiety for those who have seen exactly 10 or 30 ghosts :(
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SMH always you with the Boofing
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ah the good old WYSIWYG&IAFT
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When Kermit goes down the elevator, you see the puppeteer changeover.
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*shakes fist* CRAVEN
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but bitches are less than 10,101 of said problems?
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"A lot of astute investors would have bought bank shares at that time because they saw value in the shares and the balance sheets of Australian banks are very important to them," Ba-ha-hah! The desperation of the latter half of that sentence! Like owning shares is some sort of altruism.
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Your outie is someone else's innie. Willing to employ either a "turtles all the way down" or "mobius strip" simile depending on what further tracing reveals.
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Do the congressional math: Wouldn't that be an exercise in futility?
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This has appeared in my feed right under a Hank Green post and the resemblance is uncanny :D
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I just assumed he was referring to a new entry in the Law & Order franchise [da-dum]
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I named one Freya but then they went and changed it (once they worked out their gender).
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as long as you take back your "at ease".
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Clearly this is how Three Body Problem should have started,
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do you mean Murica? :D
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nostalgic for tetradecagon jerks
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I remain engaged, wait for the nasty mushrooms that may never arrive.
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what, pray tell, is their mode of transport?
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Time to roll out that Pizza John chatbot we've been saving for a rainy day
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i want to make a reference to cinema - groundhog day, edge of tomorrow, looper, source code etc. Looplike?
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is messing with time an essential part of the formula? (Clearly not the only part, otherwise Braid and Max Payne would qualify)
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get back under your bridge, troll.
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and here is an excellent example of why facts aren't going to be sufficient. You're going to need to deal with a group of people who have effectively disappeared up their own asses, aided and abetted by a media apparatus fuelled by fear and misinformation. Good luck to you all.
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sticking with 1920x1080 for the foreseeable future :D
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so sorry, rode my horse, whose name is Dawn.
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Neither mutes, nor pleas, nor finger-plugs, nor singing "la-la-la" shall keep me from completing this monologue!
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Thanks again John. Every year your list expands my horizons :D