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UPS, FedEx, Amazon, etc can’t price fix if there’s a USPS it’s as simple as that The usps is the reason shipping doesn’t do what grocery prices have been doing

Anyone justifying national Democrats' current strategy to you is committing massive, possibly world historic political malpractice, including the elected officials themselves.

got around to scanning THE LONG DARK, a riso mini about a knight navigating the perils of the mega dungeon he’s taken refuge in. will share a couple pages

There’s no nobility in eating shit once, let alone interminably. How do we convince a nation of Joey Chestnut-level shit-eaters to quit cold turkey?

Recommendations against despair are well-intentioned and practically necessary, but I’m gonna need more than a few congresspeople spouting platitudes to get on board

Looking forward to 2028, when conservatives will probably steal an election in plain sight and libs will undoubtedly comp the ensuing protests to J6

Mechanizing travel in ttrpgs feels like a mistake to me. The best overland travel segments are not rhythmic, are not ritualistic, are not deterministic; they’re zany, bespoke, and memorable.

Putting aside the fact that workers aren’t doing this and that WFH boosts productivity, the rich fundamentally believe they are the only ones deserving of leisure time. They can’t stand to see us claw back even a commute’s worth of time to spend with friends and family, on hobbies, etc.

“Decades-long Senate career,” a phrase that would not exist in an intelligently-designed system

Erecting a system of 'checks and balances' which, in practice, relies on the moral fiber of *checks notes* lawyers, cops, and businesspeople seems like a pretty unforgivable error

Generational content entering the Marvin Mims Only fantasy sphere as of late

Wanting a king you feel like you elected is somehow more embarrassing than just having a king

Before group DMs, I need a way to block screenshots from the Times specifically. It’s a fascist rag. Do people expect them to improve? Now? Like what’re we doing here

actually it took them ~150 years. their opening move was to bring reconstruction to an end prematurely. despite numerous setbacks along the way they are finally at their endgame

Indeed, treating them as anything other than idiot vampires is what landed us here

took a break and now i'm back. expect takes again

Conservatives are so driven by hate and malice that they are willing to literally forgo individual rights, healthcare, education, housing, public lands, as well as affordable and non-toxic *food and water*

The national park system and public land grand research institutions are the greatest American achievements. World wonders. They’re insanely cheap given the ROI. And it's being destroyed by cultural arsonists. Zero forgiveness. No quarter for these people.

I wrote about Elon Musk and Gavin Kliger and acknowledging the reality of what they are: Nazis.

Can you imagine how cooked we’ll be if we actually make it to 2028 with free and fair elections, only for Dems to shank a progressive candidate to install Shapiro

Venerating the elderly such a gross mistake

Norms and institutions not backed by state/material power have another name: wishes.

Not to get political or anything, but if the US is to make it out of this, every single right wing think tank like The Heritage Foundation and The Federalist Society needs to be dismantled in its entirety, its source of funding seized, and its existence criminalized so as never to take root again.

I will vote for the candidate who promises “Reconstruction II: We’re Not Fucking Around This Time”

lowkey it’s just you and me now sport

Gen X just wants their lead back

Affording any respect whatsoever to members of the legal profession has done irreparable harm

As a long-time GM, I think that, when considering the recent-ish boom in TTRPG popularity, we should acknowledge that, in most campaigns/settings, it is assumed that you will *never* try to solve problems electorally

*Kirk Cousins voice* “She thicker than god / one cheek in Eden, the other in Nod”

Caveat: I haven't delved too deeply into any one rookie WR, so consider this preliminary, but: 68. Marvin Mims

Being an American is so goddamn humiliating