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Uhhhhhhh, ok...
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I don't understand people today. When asking for an item, I can stick said item in front of their face and they still can't find it... try to point them in the right direction, and they go the opposite way, then come back and yell at you for pointing them in the wrong direction!

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

They don't fit when I type them in...

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

So are we tanking the economy so this country gets better draft capital for next year?

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

When is it enough? When do they stop burying the poor to gain more?

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

When you've been half-assin it your entire life but getting praise like your full-assin it because most of your coworkers are no-assin it the sort of secret that I should have kept to myself honestly...

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re a federal govt employee targeted for leave or termination on the basis of your DEI work, please file an EEO (Equal Employment Opportunity) complaint & retain legal counsel. I’m a former NIH PI. Happy to refer you to a law firm that has successfully sued the govt many times! Pls repost 🙏❤️

submitted 92 days ago • 85 comments

I love when people come into my place of work and start telling me how to do my job, when they have no idea how to do my job...

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

The person behind me when I'm trying to make it home safely in the snow...

submitted 105 days ago • 2 comments

I don't know how high you have to be to become excited for finding applesauce in your robe pocket for dipping chips into, but that's how high I am...

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

The best customers are the ones that don't come into the store, and I wish there were more of them.

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

I hate when I forget my own name out of nowhere...

submitted 120 days ago • 1 comment

The moment I leave the house is the moment I want to start heading home...

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

It's sad that cellphone coverage is better in the U.S. than healthcare coverage is...

submitted 127 days ago • 3 comments

It's strange the moment your car goes over 100 thousand miles the seat belt stops retracting, like it got too tired to keep doing it or something...

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

Chips are getting so expensive I've started licking my fingers before wiping them on my napkin because damnit I paid so much for that...

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Everybody is so angry all the time... maybe we should cut back on work and take some time for ourselves and see if we can chill out?

submitted 141 days ago • 1 comment

Nobody got the Wizard of Oz or Oz the Great and Powerful... because the con man was present in both films and everyone just combed over the plot both times...

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

Is it weird that I'm like: "Wow, that Judy Garland sounds a lot like Liza Mennelli."?

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

So if video killed the radio star, then why is it that I can still hear music on the radio but MTV no longer plays music videos?

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

So is this place like the space vacuum where I'm not allowed to take a deep breath and relax or the kind where I'm supposed to suck things out of the carpet? Just trying to get a handle on where I'm at...

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments