fib.monster
Pesky enby imp-cat, fiend with benefits.
"He" or "they". Alt of Soli, Drat. PFP by @booshieboo.bsky.social
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Same same. Bit sad about it but happy enough to cede my place to the newer crowd, keep the community thriving and all that.
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Miyabi rocks a polar bear/snep hybrid IIRC. It’s a good look.
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Figured I’d broken its bratometer
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Is this thing working right?
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Grats! And it doesn’t need to be a finger ring :3
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“Um if you’re posting that to Insdeergram can you tag me please”
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UPSTAIRS!
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Ok but:
1. You remember www.youtube.com/shorts/l3JB_... ? Yeah that.
2. A croissant is 98% butter. Adding mayonnaise to that is like. Wow 😺
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🙀
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Summoned to be petted. I’ll allow it
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In the best ways
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He’d be cuter if he didn’t have the Windows logo on his chest, the little corporate whore 😺
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I mean, if it’s already feeling much better the day after, then that’s reassuring, right?
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As my first reply demonstrates, I’m not only unqualified in medical matters but utterly oblivious 😺. For all I know it could be strained, sprained, or just hurty. If you’re worried, get it checked out. Maybe a pharmacist or 111.nhs.uk could give you a quick assessment/advice? <3
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If your wrist is twice the size in the morning get it looked at. If not, just take it easy <3
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Keep an eye on your hand and knee. I broke my hand coming off my bike and didn’t realise until the next day. The time in between caused a lot of soft tissue damage.
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They -should- be the best: professional drivers, usually leasing their vehicles, can lose their livelihood if they cause an accident and lose their cab license.
Anyway, fuck, sorry Ninji. Hope you’re alright.
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🫡 would love to :3
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DM’s lament: they went the other, other, other way.
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Swear to god I opened the front door this morning and there was one there at fucking mouth height right over the door.
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Ahem, I’m the devil’s big and stupid perfect killing machine, thank you very much 😺
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Cut to Posh Nosh clip “just pop it in the Aga for a few hours. If you don’t have an Aga… *silent judging stare*” 😺
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Don’t stop! 😺
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Thanks for passing the message along. We have what we need. We’ll be in touch if we have further use of your services.
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Ahaha. Banished to the end of the bed. Bathroom cuck chair if it’s bad enough.
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Wouldn’t kick your boy out of bed for farting either, if you catch my drift. Pretty lad.
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Nice and slick when it’s sloppy … well, not seconds knowing you. But you know.
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Would strap-on for Mavi. You know. After :3
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Oh no
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Heccckkk
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What a dish :3
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We had a bullshit bureaucratic process to go through for a client. We used AI to help us generate the bullshit documents they needed. I’m 100% sure they had an AI at the other end measuring compliance. It’s just going to spiral ever outward and the only people who win are the AI suppliers.
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And AI to reply to the reply and so on
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But also you know if I brought you this (not admitting anything) it’s because I love and pity you and I’m going to train you to hunt.
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Aaaaahahaha. I mean, I deny everything.
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Video in question. Let's make it viral again.
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Dunno about that. Been doing it for decades; it’s getting harder not easier. Maybe just LFM popularity though. That’s pretty great for the community.
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The barstaff here called me nice too and I ran away, so I guess the problem is me :P
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Fuck, I can’t cope with people any more. Fled the last LFM. Is there a secret? Is it just be better?
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In a chair on a bike