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Fuck Jack Dorsey and Twitter

If you see me smiling that means I'm miserable, if you see me making a very serious face that means I'm happy

I love you

I know a lot of newbies (or returnees) have been asking about business models. Plans are afoot ...

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when i pitched Nude Africa to the boys on shark tank they seemed impressed, but ultimately declined. apparently some one already invented it

my body is not a temple it’s one of those penguin trash cans that says “use me”

local Nashville reporter, Phil Williams, doing what the national newspapers won’t do

So Twitter.x.elon.divorced dad had officially gone full zionist

Almost 3 hours of posting, nothing received yet, stuck at $35/$350. Turns out I need help ($25) with purchasing history course software so have had to tack that on to my request. Screenshot in OP. Sorry. 💕💸

“The U.S. intelligence community has growing confidence that reports on the death toll from health authorities in Hamas-controlled Gaza are roughly accurate, U.S. officials said.”

Fuck Twitter

i'm like this

Is anyone listening?

Later bozo

i’m shocked that someone who built much of their following during the Trump years by bashing the shit out Bernie Sanders under the guise of “feminism” would come up with such a dumb take

i had a dream that the end’s bird lived in the back of his head, like it wasn’t a mecha deal or anything that’s just where his house was

now that Andrew Tate has popped up to defend Russell Brand I am contractually obliged to retweet this

Oh no, it's Bisexual Visibility Week Fellow bisexuals, be aware that your usual superpower of invisibility is no longer in effect You're visible, make sure to limit crimes until the week is through

my advice to young writers? if you buy coffee in brick packaging it can be tough to open, easy to spill, and difficult to reseal. the trick is to buy a can of coffee first, and when it runs out, reuse that can as a place to pour bricks of coffee in. i’m sorry, what was the question

I saw the all-animal punk band 22PokopokoDan in Tokyo today.

screenshot time baby

Perhaps the only thing worse for a “conservative” than having your sexual escapades splashed across the headlines is to have Matt Gaetz come to your defense.

my wife: “have you heard about this lauren boebert situation?” me: “yeah, she laurened his boebert until he beetlejuiced” my wife: “i’m going to bed”

moving to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches

Even Fortune is publishing stuff like this. The auto companies should just give it up.

My gender is not an “ideology”. My identity “erases” no-one. I’m not a threat to anybody. I’m just me. More than this: the lack of information and support throughout my life has had a huge impact. Depression. Anxiety. Suicide ideation. Fuck terf ideology. Let trans people BE. Let us live.

When the one gen z friend tries to relate in the millennial group chat

cashapp in bio really is such a consistently useful red flag

It’s been 60 years since white supremacist terrorists from the KKK bombed the 16th Street Baptist Church in Birmingham, Alabama on September 15, 1963. They murdered four innocent children. Rest in peace Addie Mae Collins, Cynthia Wesley, Carole Robertson, and Carol Denise McNair.

*to the tune of Eleanor Rigby* Beetlejuice handjob Rubbing a guy at a show while he squeezes my tit Take a vape hit