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fierceboar.bsky.social
Fiscally Communist, socially male The fartist formerly known as @blowfart They/he
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forgot i made this

Guy who has the slowmo X-Men power and uses it to sprint around an orgy and catch all the cumshots

Losing my fuckin mind, nobody wants to buy me little treats or gifts

For some reason my face just kinda always looks like i’m having a mild allergic reaction Honestly i feel like it too, im dying out here

Agony: folk artist i love had a song explode on tiktok and now when i recommend her to people they all think I’m a new fan and not someone that heard her music on CBC radio when i was 14 and felt a longing i’ve carried with me my whole life since

texting friend of 10 years: Sorry for everything texting friend of six days: ive been trying to approach my art with mammal passion

When i was like 12 i used to go on youtube and type in “epic music” and go crazy in there, nowadays i can’t even get hard

I love posting into the ether knowing that i’m a top 10% posters with a bottom 10% following I’m god of my desolate domain

I love waking up everyday feeling like i was put through the metal gear microwave tunnel

Sunset will soon be after 1700, my power is returning to me ever so slowly

Feel like shit, can’t believe he’s actually gone [attached image of Emperor Wu of Wei, Cao Cao, (styled Mengde) smiling at the camera giving a thumbs up in front of the bbq at a lake party, wearing an apron that reads “the dad that stepped up”]

Watched the original three starwars movies last night, despecialized versions They were great, but i think my number one takeaway is that c3po should not have made it into the final cut of any of those movies Brother adds nothing and is just profoundly annoying Peak George

People keep telling me to play persona but also every single person that has said that to me is someone I don’t trust alone in a room with a woman so like I’m probably never gunna play those things But the soundtrack is good