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Ok, this is funny as fuck.

submitted 51 days ago • 480 comments

Dalai Lama Revises Claim Life Only Suffering When Not Listening To Golden-Era Supertramp

submitted 20 hours ago • 35 comments

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

submitted 2 days ago • 32 comments

This is extremely fucked-up. Thanks Mozilla you dickheads.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

i can only assume this is a film about a 20-year journey to find a lost cat

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

hey @mattyglesias.bsky.social, the piece that you link to here — my piece — does not say that “all DEI critics want to reimpose segregation” and i would appreciate it if you didn’t lie to your audience about what my work says.

submitted 2 days ago • 355 comments

noble snack seeker

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Probably the most consequential constitutional shift in at least a century and it happened without anybody even noticing.

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

Former NFL player Chris Kluwe arrested during Huntington Beach City Council meeting www.latimes.com/socal/daily-...

submitted 2 days ago • 577 comments

I try not to like spin out over every new dumb thing happening in the Trump admin. But I am increasingly concerned they do something egregious enough to the military and we end up with some general deciding he needs to take control and restore order. Probably the most dangerous outcome.

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

I don't think internet culture was destined to be inherently right wing. But the speed and totality with which the right continues to codify almost of all of it is such a seismic cultural loss for leftist politics that you'd basically have to invent an entire new internet and start again to fix it.

submitted 4 days ago • 17 comments

WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED IT'S #TrekTuesday SO I HAVE AN ACTUAL EXCUSE FOR PROMOTING THIS.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

If capitalism was a game of dnd a good DM would have a lot of sudden rockslides for players like this…

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

THE STARFLEET GUIDE TO MEDICAL ETHICS (14th Edition) (2377) (Fifth Revision) (Updated - 06.19.78) (SF/UE/UFP): "FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT OF HOLY STOP HAVING SEX WITH YOUR PATIENTS - WE REALLY MEAN IT THIS TIME - THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING - JULIAN THIS MEANS YOU" by Drs. Kelta, O'Reilly, Huo, et al.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Guys I'm starting to think we're not actually gonna ever put Elon and the DOGE boys in jail. :/

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

This whole saga has, I think, demonstrated very well my contention that American political journalists believe that they deserve all of the respect and deference that comes with filling a vital societal role, while rejecting the idea that holding such a position also entails duties and obligations.

submitted 2 days ago • 48 comments

Ta-Nehisi Coates: If Democrats can’t draw the Line at Genocide, they can’t Draw the Line at Democracy

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Curious how quickly the swine are implementing Project 2025? Be curious no longer!! It's all being tracked right here: www.project2025.observer #bluecrew #proudblue #resist #project2025

submitted 4 days ago • 59 comments

Life is about timing

submitted 3 days ago • 82 comments

and for the record an awful lot of Americans would side with and die defending Canada in any war between our two nations

submitted 2 days ago • 94 comments

After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.

submitted 2 days ago • 818 comments

the beaver was also a confusing movie.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Two dimensional disc of history news now….

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About 50 years ago, I was reading political thrillers, including several by Fletcher Knebel. His 1966 novel, NIGHT OF CAMP DAVID, centers on a U.S. president who has gone insane. Signs of insanity include: desire for (a) an alliance with the USSR, and (b) annexation of Canada.

submitted 5 days ago • 223 comments

Ooooh... good one

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Trump's lawyers are absolutely flailing in the courts right now

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i'm da @dieworkwear.bsky.social of da sea

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Mood... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fig...

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The 1980s are calling, they want their failed policies back.

submitted 2 days ago • 116 comments

This

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

@atrupar.com Real question: Does renaming the gulf invalidate on a technicality any legal torts that BP/Deepwater are still fighting? Was that a toofer for them?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments