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finaldad.bsky.social
Sole remaining father in all of Wisconsin Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover. He/him
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my bunker in tel aviv has been breached and we can smell the mustard gas starting to waft in. my 7 children's dying wishes are that you not rank zoran mamadani

submitted 21 hours ago • 24 comments

Typical dads: oh no the kid seats in my car need to be converted to booster seats. Better call their mother and be helpless Me, the Final Dad: I'll just flawlessly recall how to convert these seats and I'll get both done in ten minutes then pack a picnic lunch

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

an obvious pun is a dad joke because it's apparent

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Ain't even an atheist, but that baby is getting the Babe Ruth treatment

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

A two person doughnut costume

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Happy Father’s Day to all of those who have given up sleeping in on the weekend

submitted 730 days ago • 3 comments

I am a popular account on Bluesky. give me your money

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

To the nine year old who's celebrating their birthday in Two Rivers: I apologize for me and the wife wrecking all the toilets in the pavilion hosting your party. Our guts hate us

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

You know you've hit it big when they're making kid friendly covers of your songs

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

At the dang beach freezing my balls off

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Pulling a classic dad move by waking up first and assembling a grill

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Getting called "High Functioning Aututistic" is funny because I've never held the same job for more than three years

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

No movement needs more martyrs. The dead can't protect the living. The dead can't fight. Those in power do not fear martyrs.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Everytime a cop dies, a cop goes to Hell.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I experienced all of these which is WHY I became a Leftist

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Unfortunately I need to sleep and go to work tomorrow instead of endlessly spiraling about the state of the world

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

While many of you are likely yelling "GO ISRAEL" or "GO IRAN!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Where there's smoke. There's sizzling chicken fajitas!

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments