finaldad.bsky.social
Sole remaining father in all of Wisconsin
Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover.
He/him
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Ain't a gas station in my white suburb without a taco truck
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Hell yeah
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Message received. Time to eat my neighbors
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This guy isn't cleaning those windows at all!
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That can't be right. I haven't gone to work yet this week
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Spoilers!
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There's already a case that happened in Florida where the guy successfully argued that he was immune to prosecution because the state couldn't prove he knew he was shooting a cop
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Tee hee, if your parent says it's cool that's old enough to drink
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I keep taking them down and burning them in the backyard. Then there's new ones the next day and she gets closer everytime!
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That's gawd damn right!
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Oh shidt, this is so ferked up
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Yeah it's one little guy...but it's his birthday
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My name is Forrest. Forrest Frank
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Agreed. It's fertile ground, but the US is very close
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It makes me sad every morning that I can't eat it anymore due to my meds
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Finally some useful gift wrapping
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Never worked in an ad agency, but it's accurate to how a small business runs with an incompetent heir
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For a Busch Light, I'll change a tire
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*immediately walks off the tile onto the white carpet and vomits two gallons*
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It's a very nice beach. Going to swing back when at least the air is warmer. Never expecting the water to actually get warm though
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Omg
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Now it's time to read the owner's manual from front to back to celebrate
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Oh, I've been accidentally doing the right thing all along then
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I actually would be okay with hiring even bigger buffoons
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When you suckerpunch someone and they swing back. You can't cry about defense
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"How did you know that?"
I literally have a degree in engineering. I know how a lever works
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Because I copyrighted Wok to Remember for my Okcupid profile