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Nobody you know takes walks like I do. I got out of an 8am exam and instead of taking a bus home I went on a 3 mile walk because I was up anyways.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Conversations around DEI enrage me because most of them are inherently in bad faith using the maggot definition of DEI, where as if you apply what DEI is to arguments they make, it’s even stupider than it already sounds.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Never forget that Shockwave (the transformer) once literally put a bunch of whales in a blender

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Haters will see you enjoying a nice hot bath and say “this mf thinks he’s a soup”

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

submitted 10 days ago • 507 comments

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

submitted 11 days ago • 605 comments

Never forget that Moses is canon in the beyblade universe and that he also canonically split the Red Sea with a beyblade

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Shoutout Andrewsarchus. Best mammal OAT.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Daylight savings exists because a dude wanted more daylight to catch bugs btw

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

The powerpuff girls breaking INTO jail to beat mojo jojo’s ass for no reason is a level of hating even Kendrick Lamar is envious of.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Douglas Spink has the most interesting Wikipedia page ever

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Find you someone as loyal to you as Hop is to that damn Dubwool

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Spin on the opps and eradicate their entire quadrant. I’m going Galaga in this bitch.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

No that wasn’t a stutter, I simply blessed you with the remix of what I originally intended to say. Be grateful.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

People be like “I come from a town where everything is earned” and it is literally the most federally subsidized place in America

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Bellossom looks like a cute pokemon until it puts you to sleep, sets up three quiver dances, and starts spamming giga drain and moonblast

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Call me space invader the way I invade this space (the bathroom)

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Cooper Dejean had more yards and touchdowns than Travis Kelce. Dejean plays defense.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Communism is when no funko pop

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Kelce embarrassing himself in front of Trump after glazing him might be the best part of Super Bowl Sunday

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Way to fight the allegations nfl. Get Mahomes’ cock out of your mouth and let the game play itself.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

If America saw what America is doing to Americans, they’d invade America to liberate the Americans from the American Regime.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I am here to do two things, PeePee and PooPoo. and I am all out of PeePee

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

Just once I need to “bust a case wide open” with some incredibly circumstantial evidence that ends up proving me right. I think that would heal something in me.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

If they wanted to take over the country, they only had to wait like three weeks until every technocratic nerd was unreachably distracted. They fundamentally do not understand us, and that is why they will lose.

submitted 23 days ago • 291 comments

Elon Musk remembers Apartheid fondly btw. In fact he misses it and would LOVE to reintroduce it “somewhere” new.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Houndoom deserves to learn Dark Pulse on level up instead of by TM.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I am formally announcing that I will become Daddy Trudeau’s Kitten if he invades the US to save us.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

You’re in her dm’s, I’m eating leftover Chinese food in bed. We are not the same.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Shoutout to information boards with hats

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Just lost my job. Replaced by a machine. Fuck you, bidets.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I saw a squirrel that had been run over by a car:(. Perhaps DEI is to blame?

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Went too hard in the paint and now it’s pregnant 😭

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Just got cutoff in traffic. I’m thinking about blaming the woke mind virus for this one.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Where my underground music lovers at? New tune Feb 14th 👀 Spotify presave: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Why do Trump supporters always look like bitmoji’s instead of like, real people

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

"An assassin is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, reverent, and carries out murders according to the terms of his contract" --partial text of the assassin's creed

submitted 32 days ago • 32 comments

Will be calling going to the bathroom “punishing the porcelain” from now on. I’m thinking this might really catch on.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments