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fionavonloo.bsky.social
GR MI trans girlie. Food cooker, maker of crafts. Orange cat mom, and aspiring Potato Goddess.
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urbanist 🤝 horny people people

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

What’s your sign?

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

I always wanted to be like Patrick Swayze. I started out in Roadhouse and ended up in To Wong Fu. What a wild ride.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

10 DAYS CIGARETTE FREE!

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

I always wanted to lay nude on a bear skin rug in front of a fireplace. Apparently Cracker Barrel has a policy against this

submitted 85 days ago • 7 comments

I’m ok, somehow not a single scratch. But your girl can’t get a fuckin’ break. They just turned in front of me.

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

open.spotify.com/track/1KPEGy...

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

I've invented at least 30 new faces to convey disgust over the last month

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hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist

submitted 95 days ago • 160 comments

www.startribune.com/those-of-us-...

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

open.spotify.com/track/6AcR8k... More poignant now than ever

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Why is it called a selective memory if you can’t select what you remember I thought this was America?

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Realizing i cant call my best friend my wife as a joke if we get married and calling off the wedding for the bit

submitted 117 days ago • 2 comments

i smell a pulitzer

submitted 117 days ago • 1088 comments

New special: pulled pork, whipped hot honey feta, apple bacon jam, cheddar and spring mix. Calling it Hog Heaven. The land of milk and honey.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

I just looked up at the perfect moment to watch shit leave a birds butt hole and flop on the hood of my car. Nature is beautiful.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

I appreciate that many people need and/or want Gender (of themselves, of others, as a Phenomenon) to be A Complex Thing, including debating the rhetorical utilities of “Born This Way” vs “I Choose” and other aspects & axes. I take a Categorical Imperative approach: “You are who You say You are.”.

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

Sausage, roasted apples and onions, whipped feta, and Serrano honey on brioche. What do we think? What should it be called.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Doctors orders…

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This is what fundamentalism was always going to become. The movement's roots are in southern Protestants reeling from the Confederacy's defeat in the American Civil War, and the bizarre cosmologies that the many denominations come up with are all built around that injury to their egos

submitted 119 days ago • 1 comment

Pro tip-don’t fall sleep with a pb&j in bed, or you’ll wake up with jelly on your tits

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments