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Elder infosec nerd #nobot #nobridge
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

submitted 6 days ago • 72 comments

I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards #eurovision

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BRB driving my ship onto these rocks #eurovision

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It’s like the intro to Balamory was given a rave treatment #eurovision

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Technoshanty is NOT a genre. #eurovision

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If they don’t have any Laser Raptors I’m going to be upset #eurovision

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Smells Like Teen Bedroom #eurovision

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So they told the Estonia singer to write this a hour ago, right? #eurovision

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Poopy #eurovision

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The police should try not being anti-social, then people may like them more.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Even In Arcadia - Emerge "Out from underneath who you were Come on, come on now You know that it's time to emerge Go ahead and wrap your arms around me" Vessel has a message for everyone who is denying who they are to please others. #SleepToken

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Formula E Monaco E-Prix starting in 5 minutes. https://www.fiaformulae.com/en/calendar #formulae

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

CW: Xbox MS are putting the price of their consoles up by 20% and games are going to be £$80? The only place for a cheap good time now is going to be YOUR MOM.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Yesterday it was like I took sleep and stupid pills.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Apparently I am the 1 in 10 who gets very drowsy on non-drowsy anti-histamines. So today I get to be productive but sniffly.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Fuqe moi it's hot today.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah, I'm gonna be blocking that new Crypto/AI spammer on the Local Timeline.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I'm still impressed that the Wheel Of Time adaption is still actually good in season 3. I've read the books, and am glad they've decided to not worry about putting every tiny thread and detail into the series, and instead are focusing on the core story.

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submitted 25 days ago • 16 comments

Sunday Monday FINISH HIM Tuesday Wednesday FINISH HIM Thursday Friday FINISH HIM Saturday what a day FLAWLESS VICTORY

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

That was a brutal D&D session. https://www.youtube.com/live/KvICIqVR0fs?si=rgPs9k7QI9iD2Vue

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Going live on Twitch and Youtube! Pen Quest Partners D&D Campaign https://twitch.tv/fishermansenemytv https://fishermansenemy.com/youtube

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Neat (1994)

submitted 234 days ago • 14 comments

Playing some more Split Fiction https://twitch.tv/fishermansenemytv https://fishermansenemy.com/youtube #splitfiction #gaming #streaming

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Going live with some more Split Fiction https://www.twitch.tv/fishermansenemytv https://fishermansenemy.com/youtube

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates

submitted 36 days ago • 112 comments

Jammy Todgers send post.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

My friend Mark is doing a 24h stream for charity. I’m going to sit next to him for an hour or so, if anyone wants to say hi. www.twitch.tv/bizarro83

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

Whoever reached out on SimpleX - you need to resend your invite.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Paddington in El Salvador (2025)

submitted 58 days ago • 6 comments

Read a story about a guy who turned into a vampire after just brushing past another vampire. Apparently premature endraculation is a real problem.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

It’s the Forumula e Miami ePrix this afternoon. If you’re in the UK it’s free to watch on ITVx. If you like F1 but find it’s not nerdy enough for you, then you should check it out. Did I mention you can watch it for free? # #formulae

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

[wipes tear] They listened and put up the sign without prompting.

submitted 43 days ago • 11 comments

Just saw someone with the Twitch username CtrlAltDelimeat and I think they should have some kind of award.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

submitted 46 days ago • 882 comments

Fellas, is it gay to have a girl’s cum dripping down your balls?

submitted 46 days ago • 23 comments

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submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve just seen the current Copium that Boeing won’t suffer with tariffs on their many imports as an army of garage 3D printers will fire up across the nation to manufacture parts in the US. Yeah, I’m not getting in one of those planes.

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Via Jennifer Lynch. Hollywood Forever Cemetery. That’s a hell of a gravestone.

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