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fishish.bsky.social
Evil Beyond Evil https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/fishishpage Get killed or die trying
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i call noon "the 'whiching hour". on account of that's when i make my sandwich

submitted 3 days ago • 28 comments

i just clicked off the stream and he's still there wtf

submitted 36 days ago • 4 comments

you're transported into the last video game you played. don't tell me what it is, i can't hear you anyway. you are now stuck in a virtual world and if the console is turned off you will die. your soul will be stuck in the wires and you will not reach heaven

submitted 82 days ago • 260 comments

2002 nissan altima drunkenly peeling out of a dave and buster's parking lot and, in a twist of ironic fate, barreling through a 5'2" tboy cosplaying brian griffin like a bullet through a watermelon in a slow-mo video

submitted 81 days ago • 3 comments

[playing poker] FRIEND: I’m all in ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too FRIEND: um, a pair of kings ME: you bet we are

submitted 85 days ago • 33 comments

everyone knows i was just kidding when i said i was never going to leave twitter ever right hello everyone ha ha i am so glad i am not on the other site am i right fellows !

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

Be a pickup artist but for gainful employment: Unlike women, corporations do not deserve respect.

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

[dying in the ambulance] do the doctors know i’m coming? do they want me to come? who all is gonna be there?

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

me on twitter: i’m never leaving. i’m not locked in here with you. you’re locked in here with me 😈 me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃 me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real

submitted 113 days ago • 144 comments

it’s hard to even remember what my life looked like before the 🫡 emoji

submitted 113 days ago • 41 comments

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You have never made a film before and it would take a long time to figure out.

submitted 114 days ago • 229 comments

I did it. Never a doubt. SCP-8000 — The Seal of Approval scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8000

submitted 114 days ago • 1 comment

Still no funny posts on the timeline this is crazy

submitted 115 days ago • 1 comment

how do i bvecome anywhere

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 120 days ago • 2 comments

scp

submitted 121 days ago • 15 comments

so how do i get funny posts to show up here

submitted 121 days ago • 3 comments

So are mfs using this or did they LIE

submitted 573 days ago • 2 comments

Take me down

submitted 618 days ago • 0 comments

My first skeet will of course be promoting my friend Tanhony's web serial, Aetheral Space. It's really good go read it https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/34889/aetheral-space

submitted 678 days ago • 1 comment

I wholeheartedly believe I've drunk more blood than the average human. And yet, I don't think I've ever actually written about its taste. Figures.

submitted 620 days ago • 1 comment

Lucky i got this invite i was eyeing the gas station dietary supplements a lil too closely already

submitted 620 days ago • 0 comments

When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here

submitted 620 days ago • 116 comments