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[fire safety class] DMX: if you are on fire you Stop, drop, shut 'em down, open up shop Fireman: that last part sounds wrong DMX: Oh, no, that's how Ruff Ryders roll

November 2024: Trump will save the economy March 2025: We have returned to subsistence agriculture

american masculinity is so amazing. caring about clothes as a man apparently makes you "gay" but our position on geopolitics totally depends on whether you wear a suit

NEW: A searing editorial in the The Kyiv Independent. “It’s time to say it plainly. America’s leadership has switched sides in the war. The American people have not, and they should speak up. “A president just disrespected America in the Oval Office. It wasn’t Zelensky.” @kyivindependent.com

Standups went from “it’s our job to tell the truth and hold a mirror to society” to being fascist sympathizers in truly record time

WAITER: our special tonight is insane hot wings ICARUS: [foolishly overconfident] I’ll take two

I think about this headline all of the time.

I’ve fulfilled a month-long dream of mine. @scottaukerman.bsky.social

I need them to make a pill that makes you couch sleepy in your bed

Sunday music: Perú Salvático: Sonic Expedition into the Peruvian Amazon 1972-1986, a newer comp from the great Analog Africa. These landlocked bands in the jungles of Peru made music that comes off like sunny cumbia surf psych, it’s quite wicked business. On Bandcamp etc!

RIP Lynne Marie Stewart, who was so warm and generous playing my mom on several episodes of the Comedy Bang Bang TV show. I have a video of her dancing at the wrap party that I’ll try to dig up. Until then, here she is on our Christmas episode: youtu.be/yfszKSFyFMg

If you’re going to force me to look at Nazi salutes by using them as the images for the articles you publish, have the fucking decency to call it what it is. Provocative gesture? Literally what the fuck is wrong with you.

Gone ten years today. Hope you’re enjoying your trip through the cosmos. I only wish he had lived long enough to have a @bsky.app account so I could tag him

too bad you're trapped now it's an escape room!

As a U2 and Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark aficionado, am very much looking forward to digging into @brianmbendis.bsky.social’s new graphic novel detailing his involvement with it! On sale now

THE MUSIC MAN WATCHALONG

I don't care how old I am, this will never not make me laugh hard

Nice article about my Marvel editor, @cracksh0t.bsky.social - including teases for future Astonishing Spider-Man issues!

Fun interview about Astonishing Spider-Man, including some teases for future issues!

I can't help but think of all the times citizens have reported threats, online stalking, etc etc to the police only to be told there's nothing that can be done until something happens. This is the remix of the same song I've been singing, but I'm tired of watching the government play in our faces.

My journalism career might as well be dying, so my Make-a-Wish was to attend a taping of Comedy Bang! Bang!, the ultimate improv comedy podcast I've been loving for ten years. I wrote about that, and the joy and legacy of the show. Thanks @scottaukerman.bsky.social!

I forgot to mention it in today’s ep, but voting for the Comedy Bang Bang Best Ofs is now open! Pick ten (10) of your faves and raves www.comedybangbangworld.com/vote/

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

@pftompkins.bsky.social you simply must know that Target offers a Lowly Worm combo pack for 20 bucks!

For today's "previously a discord 'sclusie" upload, here's my edit of the Espresso music video with all the audio replaced by clips of the Salt Lake City @cbbworld.bsky.social episode. @lilyyily.bsky.social singing Espresso will forever be stuck in my head ☕ www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D8c...

“No, The Joker will not poison the city’s water supply. Gotham City ordinance 34.87 does not allow it.”

pud

My new album is insanely good. Pitchfork refuses to review it because the extent of its goodness cannot be quantified numerically.

chick tracts were brought up a couple times on Threedom so I made some Threedom style flyers for the @cbbworld.bsky.social tour. I left some around the venue but was too shy to pass them around as I planned. 🫣

I’m in this week’s episode of College Town as a SURPRISE GUEST! Available only at @cbbworld.bsky.social