fitzjohn.bsky.social
Failed writer, failing better. MDANT, so there's that.
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She could not deliver a letter, so why she's attempting the infinitely more complex thing with punchlines is a mystery. And a tragic one at that.
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"Everybody, Dorothy?"
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"Dem donor shill". Does he read this stuff before he hits Send?
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The most glaring proof that Enol is not the genius his fanboys drool over is his utter failure to comprehend the 'fundamental interconnectedness of things'. But there's no one to tell him that that whizzing sound in his head isn't the fucking universe revolving around him.
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The state he's in, if that had been a real chainsaw, they'd have been sending him back to his mam in chunks.
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The Daily Mail has long been beyond education and redemption.
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I thought Donnie knew more about anything than anybody?
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*Woofing* it.
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"An' if tha can't drink ten pints of bitter before lunchtime, tha's just fookin' woke."
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Dear Lord, Blossom dropped into my head this morning... During a depressed musing about the US, the random idea that "pencils come from Pennsylvania" made me smile...
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Even the photo's funny.
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Having endured a colonoscopy last summer, and seen bits of me I was never intended to see, this made me chuckle. I rarely chuckle these days. Thank you.
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Tubby did not need to.
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Oh, yeah. Every he's charged with a criminal offence, it's... "I wear three flannel shirts, and haven't washed since the Obama Administration, of course I'm on the spectrum, you can't charge me! Ask Dominic Cummings! He's fucking special, too."
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Mystery solved: Munchkin and the stripper got it.
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Oh, Christ, he watched Goldfuckingfinger last night, didn't he?
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'organic produce'.
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Yikes.
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Point 5: Players allowed to touch the ball without wooing it.
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"Amazon" and "creative rights" is not a linguistic nexus that has swirled round my head for a while.
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Milei looks like a corrupt Co Kerry councillor; Musk just looks like Leatherface overdid the meth.
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"As popularised by Benito Mussolini..."
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Impeccably so.
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This is my perennial reminder to you all that I saw these guys when they were The Art Objects, and THEY WERE BRILLIANT.
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Not enough Polk salads, Annie...
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He's like a guy I met in my first year at uni in 1979; sense of humour arrested at 15. Of course, Daddy didn't give Jimmy an emerald mine, so his number of acolytes, as far as I know, remains at five.
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You mean, Francis? Or are we talking about a massive plot twist?
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The animus currently flowing from the GOP in her direction only says one thing. They recognise her as a threat.
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AOC is a scold and a scourge, and I mean that as the highest possible praise. America now needs someone who will yell at Americans when they get distracted by decoys and shiny objects. I can't think of anyone currently better qualified.
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It's appealed to people whose 'curiosity' is at the fork/wall-socket level.
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I refer you to the Night of The Long Knives, and how that turned out for them. Hell, they may even shoot each other...
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Where was Robert McCabe 2017-21?
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And a heartbreaking last scene.
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He's the one who sabotaged the US education system that produced sufficient fucking morons to vote for Trump in November 2016.
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The Lemon just made the list...
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The icy exasperation on Stephens' face as Blakeley chases that lone pea around his plate...
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There's a debate I'd set aside time for.
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How many times has that place been burned down or blown up? It must be the pub equivalent of Theseus' Ship.
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Saw what you squid there...
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The customary whiff of "will this do?" this week became a stench.