fivehole.bsky.social
yes, have some. Minnesota.
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What, no enigmatic modifier now?
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I cannot think of any interaction I’ve had with police (me being viewed as suspect, victim, or bystander) that was positive. Like, never. For real, for real.
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Sorry, I’m angry, I’m sad, I’m lashing out
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Both of them died.
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Probably hunching his way toward the Noem farm, crying, “Sanctuary!”
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Her role in Bob Roberts, I think of it often
(Also as others have said, the DJ in Warriors)
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I’ve been thinking this all fucking day between bouts of absolute depression and grief sobbing
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I got several emails from pro-choice orgs saying they weren’t tabling today out of caution
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Again?! How long until he can just get that shit crowned?
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Right. I mean, it’s not the worst thing I’ve ever put in my mouth, but I’m not drinking it with any frequency and I don’t think descriptions of it are particularly exaggerated.
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Fine, like it’s going into the rotation?
Or fine, like, woof, yeah ok, that’s nasty but not, like, curdled, fetid bar rag dregs poured into a shot glass?
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This is like when you ask preschoolers how old their parents are.
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You’re the best you there is, and I love you and think you’re way more successful at advocating change than I am. And I strive to be better and more thoughtful because of you.
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Liz Collin makes him keep that stuff in the man cave out back. It ruins her “live, laugh, love” wayfair aesthetic.
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Hey sweetie. The cops and ice and national guard are firing flashbangs and less lethal rounds. The protestors are line dancing. Which of the two sides needs to be cautioned not to use violence?
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Having had it in my eyes, I can tell you that’s a got dam lie. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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“No more tears” was actually about detangling, not about what happens when the shampoo gets in your eyes
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Babe, advocate for your citizens, don’t scold.
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Eggshell in a matte.
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Anyhow, shrews make high-pitched echolocation noises. And you can hear that shit going on a couple floors away, fyi.
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Bagging and stomping the half-dead ones makes me feel more complicit. AND! I do not, in general, regret being the sunshine cleaner for my house, but taking an active role is not awesome.
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Me too, but I think maybe I was mixing him up with that James Franco fella
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I remember being at an all-night diner in the Midwest a couple of days after it happened and wistfully commenting that I didn’t think bombing Afghanistan to the stone ages was appropriate and the waitress was all “BUT WE GOTTA HIT EM BACK SHOW EM WHO’S BOSS” and I never felt more alien in my life.
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How do they pronounce “bags”
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My old cat used to go nuts for leeks and green onions. She was a fucking weirdo.
One of my current black cats snatches fried eggs off plates. I don’t know if that’s normal or not, but it’s highly fucking irritating.
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Source is in the alt text, but here you go
www.politico.com/playbook
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Respectfully, all the Bushes are trash and even nepo-baby Musk can’t make nepo-baby Bush look good.
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This is why we belong together.
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Only if they’re packing pistols with shots that take a week or more to kill you, agonizingly, painfully, slowly
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It’s the smiley face for me
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That’s ok, I love you enough for ten people.
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Jeb Bush cringed
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Sure looks like you were collaborating with the nazis.
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Jack Twist clone, clearly.
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I’ve been fucking training my youngs to tip in cash. I guess I need to tell them to open bar tabs when they hit that age too.
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Fucking insane, who runs their life that way? Carry cash if you’re going to pay as you go.
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Less than half the bars I go to keep my card, and that’s including places like the palace and first ave? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Thanks for the pride flag!!!!!
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That is Horace, the corpse flower, at the Como Park Conservatory in Saint Paul, MN not terribly long before it opened and bloomed. It was a smell like no other smell. 🦶🧀🪰💩
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At leas you know you’ll be able to find a souvenir license plate with it on it.
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Just ask where the shitter is and then hawk some chaw into a spittoon.