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fiveoutofkevin.bsky.social
he/him. I make video games, i love to draw skulls, and our cat is called "The President" See some of my stuff: https://neweraknight.github.io/
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We have some capulín salt here that I put on like... Basically everything. It rules
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gravity math is hard
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Wheat Thins are a very close second to Triscuits, personally. Wheat Thins are better solo, Triscuits are a match made in heaven for almost any cheese and/or condiment known to man
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Or the nexus of Extreme Mischief, but I wasn't trying to find out
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If you find whoever made this lamp, you have found the nexus of evil
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To this day I am still scared of this thing
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I made the joke that this thing was haunted and would come alive and eat us or something, and nobody would ever know what happened to us... And then we both couldn't sleep because it haunted our waking dreams. I paid my respects to it everyday to try and gain it's favor so it didn't kill us
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Melissa and I were visiting the garden of the gods for her birthday for some winter hiking in 2022. We found this house in the middle of nowhere and this lamp was the only out-of-pocket object in the whole house. It sat at the end of the hallway, 50 ft from the door to the bedroom we stayed in...
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I win
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There needs to be a way to peacefully resolve conflicts with non-dreamscourged bears!
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I get that 100% - There's one video about rumbleverse that I will re-watch when I'm feeling down that was a streamer who absolutely saw what the team was doing and what our vibes and goals were, and it's just the most wonderful and validating feelings
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I shouldn't be surprised, but holy shit - I'm sorry, you're very right to be cautious. You can't trust these assholes with anything
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Speaking from personal experience, it is nice to have the info even if you've suspected it for a while - but getting treatment is a lot of standing up for yourself and following through on your own which can be frustrating
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this was uncalled for
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Seriously, it feels like I'm a bear exterminator. I am devastating the local ecosystem, the food chain is completely unbalanced, now
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In that case i can share with you this cursed knowledge
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That's cursed knowledge - few who venture there are having a good time
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only one more insane out-of-pocket logo to complete the set
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I'm still bummin' around tonight! Stepped away for a bit to grab a brew and do dumb (necessary? who knows) linkedin/resume stuff, but I think I should be back in the area in like an hour or so? Not sure what your timeline is!
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real Besk-heads know that Malört is just the beginning of a life-long journey of self-flagellation
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Yeah! I'm so sorry I missed you. Honestly I fumbled it this year because I was originally planning on working full days from Wed-Friday, so I avoided reaching out to anyone... aaand then the studio folded a week before the conference. But your game is looking great, I'd love to play it soon!
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I think I was like the 3rd person in line when they opened at 11am! 😅
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For real - anytime we've thought about moving out of Chicago (which has been like... maybe just twice) one of our main considerations is "but can we still eat as good as being in Chicago?"
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I was Big Mad about the price until my first bite which made me forget the concept of currency