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We are the meat machines employed at Soft Machine Inc . The only thing we got in common with actual machines is we don't get paid enough. You can call us Dave
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I don't know what's sadder, your bootlicking, the fact that you're treating a chatbot like a real person, or the fact that the way you've decided to treat this chatbot like a real girl is by being a tryhard.

submitted 418 days ago • 0 comments

I'm so so excited to see this released to the public! A lot of hard work went into this, so check it out if you have a chance. It's an amazing resource and I hope it's able to help as many people as possible!

submitted 522 days ago • 0 comments

men's clothing should be sluttier

submitted 590 days ago • 2 comments

the concept of having to wander the desert for 40 years waiting for the generation that fucked everything up to kick the bucket so you and your friends can finally enter the promised land is oddly relatable

submitted 589 days ago • 1 comment

Greetings everyone 😌

submitted 604 days ago • 6 comments

Not The Onion: "“Rachel and I aren’t even in the same building in the physical world, but it feels like we’re in the same place and can make eye contact,” he added before he and Rachel high-fived within the virtual space with the sombre scenes of Puerto Rican devastation around them."

submitted 611 days ago • 1 comment

I just married someone I love?

submitted 611 days ago • 3 comments

And here it is... As a Chart!! (Not stonks)

submitted 611 days ago • 0 comments

No Politics, No News, No activism (because politics), No sex work or nsfw (because instagram) and no art or queer stuff (because nsfw restrictions always end up restricting artists and the gays) Exactly what communities are going to be using this thing?

submitted 611 days ago • 1 comment

Again: We fight alongside people who are most impacted by harm because they are *people.* even if the harm they experience doesn’t spread or impact anyone else. Even if the harmdoers are never coming for me. A more free world is one in which we all show up because people are at risk. Any people.

submitted 611 days ago • 4 comments

Addendum to the previous hit skeet about using the power of posting ass to cleanse social media of fascism: Goes without saying that without ass posting social media is nothing. It eventually becomes the entire reason why anyone gets on these sites

submitted 611 days ago • 0 comments

Threads: we’re going to scold you for using the word “fuck” Bluesky: please make sure that picture of your ass has alt text so everyone can enjoy it 💕💕

submitted 612 days ago • 42 comments

Having read Rufus and Frost's escapades for like a year and knowing that Frost is just two treats short of commiting homicide on any given day, this character background was quite plausible lol

submitted 612 days ago • 0 comments

Threads stole Elon Musk’s idea, a social media platform that sucks

submitted 612 days ago • 31 comments

This app cannot win

submitted 612 days ago • 72 comments

"Evers crafted the four-century school aid extension by striking a hyphen and a '20' from a reference to the 2024-25 school year." lolol https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/politics/2023/07/05/tony-evers-extends-increases-for-public-schools-in-perpetuity/70381898007/

submitted 613 days ago • 18 comments

SOMEONE INVITED MY FUCKING BOSS

submitted 613 days ago • 1 comment

Oh god the bosses posted this shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Dp986zEefY

submitted 613 days ago • 0 comments

Bluesky seems to be realizing my vision I had years ago of a social media site where bullying fascists is a requirement if you want to look at the nsfw content

submitted 613 days ago • 1 comment

Apparently this lady got herself a bluesky invite Maybe she can be the next Erick Erickson

submitted 614 days ago • 1 comment

Hey Google I know that UI design is terrible and nobody wants to do it but actually I don't want the video and images search buttons to reposition themselves every time I visit your site because an AI thought I might want to shop for KSP merch instead

submitted 615 days ago • 0 comments

Yikes. Some kind soul looked under the hood of bluesky & yeesh, there is no good internet remaining.

submitted 615 days ago • 1 comment

I need fanart of this except it's Camila Noceda from the Owl House

submitted 615 days ago • 0 comments