flaccid-machine.bsky.social
We are the meat machines employed at
Soft Machine Inc
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The only thing we got in common with actual machines is we don't get paid enough.
You can call us Dave
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God help us if they do
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And then the god starts reluctantly recruiting Paladins to send after this guy because the guy just *won't die*
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Ok that actually sounds like a really fun idea.
A Paladin whose entire character arc is that they're sworn to a god that doesn't want them around and she keeps sending clerics and plagues and smitings to get rid of them
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Look as long as I can be a Paladin of Chaos it's fine by me other Paladins are nerds.
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Different Places Have Different Rules For Beating Matt Yglesias to Death with Hammers and That’s OK
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I unironically believe this
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"We are not going to emphasize politics but if you're right wing we'll give you special treatment" uhuh
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The community is *brands* and that sucks
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Your sentiment is cool and valid I just hate the fact that I'm being bamboozled by this specific account
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I think that account is doing a very weird shitpost. The person Katie Notopoulos is a buzzfeed journalist and I can't find anything affiliating her with threads other than their say so. Their account does a lot of threads shilling but the posts have a very deliberate tone of cringe.
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It's sad that "first they came" apparently needs the last line for people to take it in stride (sometimes not even that) but alas
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Oh damn did BlueSky already get a main character?
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Maybe Elon Musk told them to start it to drive attention away from twitter for a bit
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Yes but don't block him he's so much fun to bully
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You mean it's *not*? What fresh hell
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There's people literally alive today who survived the blasts
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Omg a hit skeet
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Angels are immortal he's just playing dead so his pal can bring you to court, as angels are known to do
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And honestly social ostracization should be the least thing Nazis are worried about.
Nazis should worry about things like predator drones.
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This is just objectively correct from a usability perspective and from "how socializing works"
If you're building a social space, the people in that space will want to exclude people they don't like.
You either become more likeable or stop trying to talk to them and talk to your friends.
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Agreed. We know at this point that "diversity of opinions" in a vacuum with no clarification is not a net good for a social media ecosystem to have. It's fine to get rid of some opinions, actually.
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Maybe if there's an actual problem with lack of diverse opinions on this platform you can bring that up.
But so far the only point of agreement that has been identified is the fact that everyone agrees Nazis suck.
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Two of them!
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I don't know who you are but democracy has determined you suck and shouldn't be here and I for one am a man of the people
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Don't give me a heart attack like that I was about to think that the French fucking beat us at not being patriotic or something