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‘They give birth astride of a grave, the light gleams and instant, then it’s night once more.’
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Monday.

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Michael Oliver is an awful ref. How could he watch Liam Roberts kick Jean-Phillpe Mateta in the face, and not immediately stop play and issue a red card? What's even worse is, that without VAR, that wasn't even going to be a yellow card. He's a useless prick.

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The last guy who should be talking about filming sex scenes.

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Describe your account in one Simpsons image

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I found something today, which is a sort of one act play written by none other than Billy Crystals after the death of a close friend, imagining that close friend doing a live gig in Heaven. I believe it is the most unhinged thing I have ever read and invite you to read it. ew.com/article/2014...

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“Fred’s got plenty, Arthur’s got plenty, we’ve all got plenty. Plenty to go around. My wife’s got what it takes.”

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RoboCop: Rogue City is currently £7.49 (85% off) on the PlayStation Store.

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I’ve always said that no matter what you think of Disney, you have to appreciate that they are excellent custodians of their history. Warner Bros., however, are the drizzling shits. Max is going to be completely worthless when it finally launches in the UK.

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Friday.

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Glad to know Jack Bauer enjoys a steak bake.

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There are a lot of actors where you can say, “[insert film] is their best film,” and everyone would agree. With Gene Hackman, you can say, “[insert film] is his best film,” and twenty different people will reply with twenty different answers. Because he is one of the best to ever do it.

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David Cameron could not be reached for comment.

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Every accusation is a confession.

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Thursday.

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In the commentary for the last season of Venture Bros., Publick and Hammer said that Warner Bros. completely fucked themselves by over-investing in streaming. Now they’re running around cutting off every single “investment” that won’t make money immediately to save themselves.

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“They took my balls, Frankie.”
“I know, Sid, I know.”
“THEY TOOK MY GODDAMN BALLS!”
“Shhh… There, there. It’ll be okay.”

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I’ve just seen TEMUssolini’s Gaza AI video, and I’ve already had enough of today.

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Wednesday.

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Nothing kills my hype for a movie more than a giant “Prime New Original Movie” at the bottom of the poster. It's the streaming era movie equivalent of "motion picture now in theatres" for books, and the "as seen on TV" for appliances.

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I’m sure grifter YouTubers will be completely normal about this.

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Tuesday.

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Energy companies probably shouldn't be making that much money when prices are rising massively for consumers; that's kind of the whole point of Ofgem, to help keep prices affordable against profits, and they are completely failing their remit to protect consumers.

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Incredible how much good that email telling staff not to leak things has done, isn't it?

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First we had Conan the Barbarian doing Tusk stuff, and now T-1000 is doing Glacius’ puddle punch. The cycle is complete.

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It reminds me of when Cars 3, whose target audience was in primary school, was about realising that it's time to transition into a mentor role.

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It’s dead, Jim. Enough of this nonsense.

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Monday.

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‘90s Disney teaser posters *all* went so fucking hard.

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Post an image you can hear.

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Spoil a children’s favourite: Count Fuckula

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‘Step-captain, I’m stuck.’

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The marketing team behind Conclave’s Oscar campaign is next level.

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TEMUssolini is literally trying to leverage the war to strip mine Ukraine of its resources and get them to admit defeat, handing over territory to Russia. I'll take "doing nothing" over "actively supporting the invaders" any day, you orange cunt.

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"I can't be a motherfucker! My girlfriends aren't old enough to have kids!" - Gaetz (probably)

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It’s incredible that they’re almost halfway through the show’s run.

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Friday.

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#vizcomic #bond

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May not be people's favourite, but we'll definitely not get a Tomorrow Never Dies anymore off of this news. Nor Oligarchic villains getting just desserts. We're going to be seeing Bond stomp down Peaceful Protest Groups and Union Organisers.

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Live and Let Prime

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From Russia with Next Day Delivery

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Farting during a game of Twister is like using the red shell in Mario Kart.

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Get ready for the shittification of Bond!

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LET'S (THUNDERBIRDS ARE) GOOO! gerryanderson.com/blogs/blog/a...

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If you see this, post a Spider-Man.

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Pet theory: Connery looking tubby in Diamonds as an FU to the EON producers, while looking great in NSNA as an FU to the EON producers

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