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i don't get what the big deal is with getting ahold of the Switch 2 i just followed some greasy fat guy into the darkest part of the parking lot and pointed a gun at him, and he willingly gave it to me for free. it was easy. you should do it too

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the moves we're making? unfathomable. the nonsense we're up to? unconscionable. the motion we're having? irredeemable. the aces up our sleeves? unethical.

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beautiful night for some sort of half-baked solipsistic epiphany and subsequent mental breakdown or something

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yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEE HAW

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was sketching out some vague ideas for a doll friend based off one of those old articulated LEGO Technic figures and i think this face turned out rather scrunkly. i will find it pleasant for two or three hours

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update:

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even though i was falling in love with the peppy stock brushed motor, i decided to drop in a Firma 2-in-1 just to see what happens and yeah This Thing Fucks

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i remember wanting to do a "never kill yourself"-type spread back in February with all the parts i was going to use to put together this fake Avante project but it was around Valentine's day and this hobby is so pussy-repellent it read more like a "kill yourself Expediently"-type spread

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this is going to be a huge nistake but god i can't wait to make it 👁👁🤤

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on the [incredibly niche] and [unappealing to anyone but me] topic of "doll representing an RC car" i still kind of like this old 2021 piece of Avalon in an Avante-inspired race suit the concept of Corvette's friends all being dolls from different brands is fun and i like it 🙂

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got my dad an RC10 rerelease kit for his birthday and it reminded me of this old box art parody i did with my doll girl Corvette back in 2020, which i think was probably my Artistic Peak™ seeing as i never really did anything particularly dynamic or interesting when it came to pin-ups

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is she okay?

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today is a national holiday

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yeah PETG-CF is the cheat code. it became my favorite filament overnight by just fixing every issue PETG has it's not perfect, but it's damn close

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while you were out investing and trading stocks, i was spending all my money on RC cars and candy you have tasted the sweetness of financial security, i have tasted the sweetness of Nerds Gummy Clusters we are now both just as broke. there is a lesson to be learned here somewhere 🤔😔

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seeing a random KGLW reference in the wild and jumping up and down with glee and shaking until i throw up a little and my vision starts getting blurry

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ngl i think i'd rather hacksaw off one of my limbs than ever touch a fighting game but if Elena Street Fighter 6 is real Gaming™ will be properly and truly Saved™ fingers crossed, prayers, etc.

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splatoon 1 boss

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whoever invented blunt-tipped self-tapping metal screws needs to go someone take the shot. end this menace. kill. Destroy™

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idk why i thought of this post again. who is this guy and why does he never, ever miss?

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damn. this TRX4 kit got hands i did NOT know the fenders had the body post mounts integrated into them. you have to use them or buy separate shock mounts tried to snatch the shock mounts off my TRX4 Sport only to find the body wouldn't fit right even if i cut the inner fenders up.

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every night at work during break i buy the exact same drink, drink the exact same amount of it, then put it in the fridge for later and i had never considered my body to be so on point when it comes to measuring precisely how much of a particular substance it wants at any given moment

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you know you're packing some TORQUE when your PC sounds like a diesel engine idling 😤😎🤙

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i dont think. i know.

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the second a dime hits my bank account every motherfucker on planet earth looks and sounds exactly like this to me. i don't stand a chance

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i enjoy my fun tuoys. i want more cool fun toys 👁👁

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on some serpentine bullshit 🤔🐍👁👁

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i've had worse

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this picture was taken as an excuse not to get kicked out of the school of cinematography parking lot (i am allowed to be here for i simply engaging in a Cinematographic Endeavor™️) (the toy car is Cinematic™️)

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csp fun

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boarding an airplane right now. fingers crossed my accumulated good karma pays off and rewards this flight with the grace and mercy it deserves (i hope the inevitable horrible crash kills me quickly and painlessly)

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want to get into reading but don't know where to begin so i figure i'll start from the bottom and work my way up first on the list is The Cat in The Hat by some doctor. probably pretty heady. it has a movie so i figure i can just use that as reference if i get lost in the plot 🤔

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raw

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