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Andor good

Seriously, do not buy, stream, or otherwise support of promote more Harry Potter bullshit. It is no longer theoretical - Rowling is funelling those wizard bucks into getting the law changed to actively oppress an already-vulnerable minority.

Ezio NO

Just watched the Tron Ares / Tron 3 / Jared Leto's Pixels trailer. I'm gonna need a minute.

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am very, very weak, but they are two different things.

Me: *plays the harmonica part from Piano Man note perfect* Police officer: *impressed I got that sound out of a breathalyser*

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All the big corps have known for the last ~8 months that AI is in decline and the bubble will burst violently in the very near future. Their plan for dealing with this is to get the next bubble, Quantum Computing, inflated as quickly as possible. www.cnbc.com/2025/03/20/n...

Just wrapped a gift AND I had just enough paper AND the fucker's pattern lined up on the back. Am I cracked or what. Professional good job doer

I like to pretend I'm a complex being with thoughts and emotions and whatnot - Then I sleep poorly for one (1) night and I'm cranky all day. Baffling behaviour. Tamagotchi incarnate.

Visiting friends in New York

The F in F. Herbert stands for FREAK this man just won't stop bringing up siblings fucking for ONE book. Anyways this is about Children of #Dune, very good series otherwise. 🪐📚💙

I will forever stay mad that "they fly now" is considered a standout cringe moment from the star wars sequels, but "the part where he kills you" in portal still makes the rounds as a funny moment. Send skeet

Pre-sleep snacks make me feel like a little post-apocaliptic creature scurrying around looking for food muahaha yess,, nutrience......

I was trying not to doom scroll today but HOLY SHIT.

My take on the new liveries #F1 #F175LIVE

Another year of Ferrari being like "ooh this year the car is red + [color], get hyped!" and then just putting a stripe on it 😭 #F1 #F175LIVE

Why did we need that fuckass video for the RB car again? Just drop it through the ceiling, we know what it looks like #F1 #F175LIVE

Don't think we'll see anything cringier tonight than Alpine's DJ pretending to mix a recorded track lmfao #F1 #F175LIVE

‼️El perito judicial concluye que la ampliación del Puerto de Valencia aprobada en 2023 requiere una declaración de impacto ambiental www.eldiario.es/1_b7fffa?utm...

Choice paralysis is hell if I have to sift through another fucking choice where the difference between elements isn't clearly spelled out I will kill myself