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ruined my SO's childhood memories by telling her that Tuxedo Mask has Amuro's VA. now she can't unhear it

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with the way things are going rn someone should definitely take the keys to Harrison Ford's plane

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To me Jojo's Adventure is relatively normal

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A defiant Mayor Eric Adams, standing in front of a dozen elderly members of the clergy, gives a speech to the assembled media in which it gradually becomes clear that he believes all of the events that happen in Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats "really happened, right here in New York."

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It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only...

submitted 18 days ago • 96 comments

i think it's super cool that the government is run by the klan right now

submitted 19 days ago • 400 comments

i sat next to the wallet inspector every day in the park. we became friends, so i assumed the best when he asked to inspect my wallet

submitted 21 days ago • 90 comments

it reminds me of when antifascists in DC were putting out calls for people to come help defend DC against the million MAGA protest in Nov 2020. people like Mark Ruffalo and Amy Siskind started pushing urgences for people to not show up against them, killing popular momentum & paving the way for J6.

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

you know it does make sense that the collapse of the soviet union would boomerang back / repeat as farce

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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

submitted 25 days ago • 937 comments

oh you 'just want to work?' you 'want to exchange the skills youve developed for housiung and food?" fuck you, dumbass. yuo should have learned how to do computer programs [coding gets taken over by ai] wlel,

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19th century naval YouTuber with video thumbnails like "GRAPESHOT DID THIS??" and "UPDATE ON MY LEG..."

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elon musk:

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BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere BOURDAIN: chuckling wow

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jesus christ man obviously i know you're pagliacci, i was just tryin to fuckin gas you up a b— oh come on don't cry

submitted 35 days ago • 11 comments

maybe it's a me thing but 2001: A Space Odyssey

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I just saw someone make a post targeting people who "mourn the impending loss of booktok" that's the silver lining of the ban!!

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it's also crazy to specifically call out the Vietnamese population because A: hey was there some reason there was a big wave of Vietnamese immigration to the US? and B: Vietnam is (deeply ironically) a critical US ally for the kind of China hawk shit these guys spout

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I cannot believe Elon Musk is faking playing videogames. He could be playing them for real. The point of getting rich is to get to play videogames instead of going to meetings about work bullshit. This is the dumbest man alive.

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My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”

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“Will pay any amount.” Feels like one of those futile pleas we’re going to hear from wealthy people more and more in the era of climate change.

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Guy Drives A Car Into Manhattan To Drive A Horse Around Manhattan has to be my favorite NYT Congestion Pricing character so far

submitted 47 days ago • 109 comments

one awesome thing about getting better at cooking is that you sometimes make advanced struggle meals that take ten times more effort for an end result that's worse than the median frozen dinner

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Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job theonion.com/man-returns-...

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Am I Based, God? It's Me, Elon

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zoomer grandparents getting brain rotted from nostalgia content on the Hallmark-Martin "Certified Moments" perceptofeed