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YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

submitted 1 day ago • 63 comments

Love pizza.

submitted 1 day ago • 36 comments

Post an image you can hear.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm so afraid to believe this, but I want to. I loved THPS 3!

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tell me your name, hero

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

my fav part of spoiler season is people freaking out about a card saying it’s going to be banned bc of how insane it is and then once it’s out we never hear about the card being relevant in any format

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

There better be a Sabin card that has some variant of "{Tap}: destroy target vehicle" or I'll be disappointed... #MTGxFinalFantasy

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

OK, fine! I guess I'll get back into Magic, the Gathering again... #MTGxFinalFantasy

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submitted 41 days ago • 8 comments

Here is the pre-RFK vaccination schedule for your kids. Please download it before he is confirmed and changes/deletes it. Give it to your pediatrician and say this is the schedule you want your kids on. Making this my pinned post.

submitted 19 days ago • 95 comments

Please stop with the generative AI. It's garbage, theft, making us less capable. Image by www.nobodyssweetheart.com

submitted 11 days ago • 33 comments

Really makes you think

submitted 13 days ago • 54 comments

I feel this post on such a deep level. It's such a relief to see others feel the same

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I’m really sort of stunned that of all the things money can’t buy, being skilled at video games is on that list

submitted 14 days ago • 12 comments

🤜🏾💫🤛🏾

submitted 16 days ago • 6 comments

We have an official release date for the Magic: The Gathering movie!!! It's coming out right after the final book in the Game Of Thrones series! I can hardly wait!

submitted 17 days ago • 30 comments

Kev Walker will (likely, hopefully) break 500 illustrations for Magic this year. he's worked on the game consistently for nearly 30 years. it's probably not hyperbole to say that if you've played Magic at any point in the game's history, you'll have played with a card illustrated by Kev Walker.

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"Sorry, your game sold millions of copies but our projections said it should have sold at least fifteen trillion for shareholders to be satisfied, so we're going to have to fire all of you. Now watch the news unquestioningly report that your game was a commercial failure. Probably because of woke."

submitted 25 days ago • 12 comments

Movies as paper titles: Splinter, M. et al. (1990). "Traditional ninjitsu training increases overall survivability (OS) in an adolescent cohort of wood turtles, Glyptemys insculpta, exposed to ionizing radiation in the New York sewer system." Rept Gen. 90(6):407-409.

submitted 25 days ago • 14 comments

as a guy who actually *likes* going into the office, working at a company with a good wfh policy rocks. it's monday and there's no one here, i have the whole place to myself. i'm using like ten monitors and five desks. i ate lunch at 11 am. created something i call "mega chair"

submitted 27 days ago • 78 comments

i can see how you would come to this conclusion if your job didn't require you to ever be correct

submitted 28 days ago • 462 comments

Look. You play your video games however you want, I'm not your mom. But I am SAD when I hit Steam forums sometimes on a game and see how many people, esp people who seem young, have zero tolerance for the brick wall. Let me explain the wall and why it's not a bad thing in gaming.

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Gonna build a cathedral dedicated to amino acids and call it The Cysteine Chapel No one in the past 200 years has ever made this joke. I am completely original...

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Finally watched the first episode of Severance last night. It's made me aware of my morning routine, coming into work today...

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

It's crazy that my zillion hours on the internet has left me with a simple, unshakeable belief: If I see a product being advertised online, it is poor quality and should be avoided.

submitted 31 days ago • 63 comments

I think more game genres should be compound words of two examples of the genre, Metroidvania and Soulsborne isn't enough, we need Quakensteins SilentEvils Command&Crafts More, more incomprehensibly convoluted genre names!

submitted 34 days ago • 113 comments

ME READING ANY LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR STORY: if I were one of these villagers I would simply not give my soul to the elder gods. lol dumbasses you deserve it ME RACING TO COMPLETE MY DAILY DUOLINGO BEFORE MIDNIGHT: if i do not pacify the owl by midnight it will turn on my friends and family

submitted 36 days ago • 14 comments

Still trying to get my head around the fact that Sony had Bluepoint working on a "live-service God of War game"

submitted 37 days ago • 20 comments

My astrological belief is that your personality is determined by the solitaire deck you always picked.

submitted 40 days ago • 213 comments

low-key one of the most insidious dumb guy beliefs of the last few decades to gain widespread purchase has been this notion that demonstrating pro-social behavior in the hope that others would notice and mirror it, one of the fucking building blocks of any kind of society, is somehow ‘fake’.

submitted 45 days ago • 488 comments

Game: “This is a time urgent mission we don’t have time to waste!” Me: *Searches every nook and cranny of the area for treasure chests before progressing the storyline*

submitted 49 days ago • 298 comments