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The Changeling movie is so disturbing. Corruption of police is deep rooted & they’ve destroyed & continue to destroy so much.

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

Lady is losing her shit in the cvs because there’s an abandoned pressure cooker in the parking lot. She dragged me to go look at it. Told the woman it was probably trash. Now she’s shopping while on the phone with the police. It’s 1pm and still too early 😭

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments

I swear to God ima throw these cats in street. Me & my lady made lovely terrariums. These mfs dragged my aloe out the pot TWICE. Thought they learned their lesson. Nope. Woke up to the damn CACTUS head bitten off and thrown to the side. CAN I NOT HAVE BEAUTIFUL PLANTS AND OXYGEN IN MY HOME!?!

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

I love how all gospel songs are just like “yeah life is tough but one day it won’t be…when I die” LMAOOOOOOO

submitted 186 days ago • 309 comments

Real lovers in the paint!

submitted 185 days ago • 0 comments

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget

submitted 188 days ago • 743 comments

I thought this was Logic for a sec. I’m so sorry

submitted 190 days ago • 0 comments

Falling asleep and realizing you never replied to a text from fucking Monday. My brain just be going to another dimension. Days do not exist here.

submitted 190 days ago • 0 comments

His statement on this was……why would they let him write it?🥴 And that woman ain’t never leaving him.

submitted 193 days ago • 0 comments

a 96 is where you use each others butts as pillows

submitted 195 days ago • 2 comments

Me & this woman are so gay. We’re starting our own bookclub. Just us. And she’s gonna make monthly flyers.

submitted 193 days ago • 0 comments

I get that my job can be an all day thing given what we do…but what I’m not doing is answering a bunch of questions as soon as I open my eyes about shit that I can answer when I get into work. Only time I’m working off the clock is when I have to speak to a client.

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments

Not these flash mob demons🤣

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments

This show From is never gonna freaking end. And they’re gonna prolly cancel it before we get all the answers.

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments

Are my pies from thanksgiving still good?

submitted 195 days ago • 0 comments

New Covid era dropping

submitted 195 days ago • 0 comments

You can hate on “Baby it’s Cold Outside” all you want but my least favorite is “Rudolf.” It’s about an atypical being rejected by his peers until he is deemed a useful commodity by an authority figure and then lauded. Fuck you, reindeer.

submitted 195 days ago • 459 comments

Ain’t shit, but genius strategy.

submitted 195 days ago • 0 comments

She’s eating the dead woman.

submitted 195 days ago • 0 comments

If this bitch EATS this dead woman 😳😳😳

submitted 195 days ago • 0 comments

Prime don’t give a damn if you watching or not. It’ll finish your show & have you finish 3 seasons of some other shit

submitted 195 days ago • 0 comments

My friend’s husband gave me a shot of Bacardi now I’m n activated for the day

submitted 196 days ago • 0 comments

I find it very disrespectful that my mom is trying to go more for aesthetics and doesn’t hang up our ugly ass Christmas stockings anymore.

submitted 196 days ago • 0 comments

Just remembered I had a dream someone gave me 4k for holding the door open for them. I woke up ready to figure out what I was gonna buy. I’m so angry.

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

Reasons there should be no shock that CEO’s of insurance companies got money on their head

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

Working in healthcare…not shocking at all.

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

3 people left my office today with cold/flu symptoms and one of them sat next to me 😩 I swear to god if these people got me sick.

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

AI will be the death of us. My tattoo girl is an amazing artist…but she’s sending me AI generated drafts for my tattoo. ARTISTS don’t brainstorm & create their own shit anymore??

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

I try so hard to forget this moment in time.

submitted 200 days ago • 0 comments

Butt crack

submitted 200 days ago • 0 comments

The year ending stopped being meaningful after 2020. Idc that it’s December. Tf is 2025?? Because what THEE FUCK was 2020-2021???

submitted 200 days ago • 0 comments

Wait 🤣

submitted 200 days ago • 0 comments

Per demanded by Her, I have taken tomorrow off work to have a self love day to myself. And I’m not allowed to do any favors to meet anyone’s needs but my own.

submitted 200 days ago • 0 comments

I love the Charlie Brown Christmas special. There's an eerie loneliness that hangs over the whole thing. The music, Charlie Brown's depression, the dying little tree, the flatness of the children's voices, the inevitability of death. A Christmas masterpiece.

submitted 201 days ago • 654 comments

Putting an outfit together and realizing you don’t have shoes for it is incomparable pain

submitted 201 days ago • 10 comments

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

submitted 202 days ago • 600 comments

Just doing anything to finish it all & make yourself feel like you’re having a new meal 😭

submitted 201 days ago • 0 comments

This woman is sleepy talking and repeatedly giving me affirmations about how perfect I am. I need this on a cassette tape.

submitted 201 days ago • 0 comments

Bless this woman. May this follow whoever tf this is everywhere.

submitted 202 days ago • 0 comments

I been eating thanksgiving food since last Saturday and still have two sweet potato pies left.

submitted 202 days ago • 0 comments

Fell like we in teenage love again. This woman is still on my phone sleep. Just walking around the house, trying not to be loud, waiting for her to wake up.

submitted 203 days ago • 0 comments

At my funeral take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who is next! 😆😜

submitted 203 days ago • 76 comments

A motherfucker could rob me with a single chitterling tbh. Keep em away from me fr.

submitted 204 days ago • 0 comments

Fashion nova worst than Kamala with the text

submitted 203 days ago • 0 comments

I’m marrying this woman. Period.

submitted 203 days ago • 0 comments

Not everyone’s taste. But I only interact with people that actually like & love me, so who cares about who doesn’t ???

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submitted 204 days ago • 0 comments

DMX should be here for the Drake slander 🥺.

submitted 204 days ago • 48 comments

Crazy how the kids were shoved in the kitchen when I was coming up…now these mfs taking up all the seats in the dinning room 😒

submitted 204 days ago • 0 comments