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Chewy TicTacs feel like they were made for me specifically

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When your second joke is better than your first one

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

IT’S PAY DAY, YOU KNOW WHAT MEANS (Grocery store sushi instead of ramen for dinner)

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Lots of people are obviously gonna get a chuckle at this but I’m listening to it now and am harshly reminded that Seth MacFarlane is a genuinely good singer. Worth checking out I think

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

New Bigtop Burger theme goes so hard youtu.be/00L571GxJJM?...

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

I thought my indoor bike was really squeaky and so I was trying to find where it was squeaking so that I could try and tighten things up or something. The problem is worse. The squeaking is from the floorboards. So I guess I just gotta live with that.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

The problem with bidets is that once you get one, you will sometimes find yourself in situations where you have to use a toilet without a bidet

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

2 days in a row!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I miss apples so god damn much

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social never should have had to address this question. But here’s the thing about his answer.

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

Got a new exercise bike. I now no longer have an excuse to avoid a quick 20-minute workout before (or after) work. Put 20 minutes on it this morning, starting day 1 of what I hope is a very long streak

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

“I’m just going to say it, shame on any of us who throws a trans child under the bus for thinking they’re going to get elected. That child deserves our support. Don’t worry about the pollsters calling it distractions, because we need to be the party of human dignity.”

submitted 2 days ago • 106 comments

it’s time to replace all doctors with ai

submitted 2 days ago • 145 comments

The HDMI audio output on my monitor magically works on Fedora Linux after months and months of being borked on Windows

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hello people that live in my phone

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My advice for the day is to go get a nice loaf of sourdough bread and some good butter and then slice some of the bread up and put an unseemly amount of butter on each slice and then eat the bread at whatever speed you fancy.

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submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

when trump turns the frogs gay it's good actually

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Help the YouTube video I put on to fall asleep to was too interesting and now I’m still awake

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The best throw of my entire life, will likely never do this again

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

ernest hemmingway story about you dropped

submitted 4 days ago • 25 comments

I think that it should be a legal requirement in the U.S. that every job comes with at LEAST a few days of paid time off.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

if u still give money to rowling i hope you… well we all like to have fun on this here website haha good one jules, see u in the next post

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

It's almost her whole net worth. Holy fuck.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments