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Easy song to pick up today, also teaches you some new chords beyond the usual ones tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/slothrus...

I have only one reason guiding my desire to master the art of the blade… to instantly transform a watermelon into perfectly sized cubes and transfer them into a bowl with single, fluid motion that transpires in between the wingbeats of a hummingbird

It brings me great joy to announce that we’ll be eating a lot melon this summer

Had a dream that I got a super expensive car and it was a jeep but instead of a chair and steering wheel the driver’s seat was one of those set-ups they have for motorcycle racing games at the arcade. Everybody kept flipping it off because I looked like an idiot lmao

Your 50th porta decumana (formerly Prae) run: “Tee hee, such devastation!” Your 3000th porta decumana run:

Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss

It’s kind of starting to look like the world is going to end and the most anyone is willing to do about is hem and haw

Even if the subject matter wasn’t annoying, the comic itself is bad because of the lack of visual consistency throughout it. Edgar Allen Poe looks like generic tumblr art and has two different hairstyles. Teacher is a ripping off of Pendleton Ward Students share traits of neither

Went to the hospital to be told I’m just tired but now I’m going to have to deal with the gross sticky stuff from the pads of the ECG for like a week before it comes off

This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..

I just want to feel like I’m okay again

poboy

Does it seem like everything is running slowly in your Linux environment? Just run ‘sudo rm -rf /*’ Now nothing will run very quickly

You know what? I don’t need software anymore. > sudo apt-get remove apt Finally, I am free

7 days in a row. First goal smashed. I think I’ll aim for another 7 days in a row.

I’m not a big Logitech fan BUT if the aesthetic of your hardware is your primary concern I do think that they make really cute looking devices

Is this guy really this stupid or is he just racist

6 days! Had some extra energy compared to yesterday so I pushed myself harder. I kinda regret it lol

If you kill me I drop: Pack of zyns (empty) $5 bill (torn in half)

Gamers: don't listen to the people trying to tell you that $80 isn't too much for a video game. It is too much. And they're doing it on purpose because they don't respect you or the gamer community. They're all laughing at you, and the only way to fight back is to "level up" by embracing communism

Me: Finally, level 70, I can’t wait to use the new abilities I just unlocked! The leveling roulette about to put me in dzemael darkhold for the 5th day in a row:

5 days. Today was a lot easier to get started than yesterday and I ended up taking it a lot easier. But still, can’t remember the last time I intentionally got exercise 5 days in a row

I don’t know what this means

not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates

The one good thing about Trump is that he’s made clear most conservatives don’t believe in freedom, the constitution, the rule of law, democracy or any of the basic tenets of our way of life. They only care about white supremacy and naked greed.

ALRIGHT and then Season 2 starts with the giant fight I was waiting for all of Season 1 LMAO

Windbreaker Season 1 gets a B+ from me. -Really well-done fight scenes that are visually interesting without being super flashy -Good characters, they’re fun to watch and it’s good to see them grow BUT The main character’s growth doesn’t really feel earned. It all seems kinda forced.