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flanofcrows.bsky.social
Luddite software developer. Participates in capitalism but anarchy-curious. Husband and father to four cats.
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Case in point - there's a hidden message in this very post for those with eyes to see it. Wordplay -> 28 -> valuable -> the letter of ascending primes. You just don't get this high level craft elsewhere.
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Best throuple
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Built different, side thicc.
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A wrist turtle
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Snake is long chicken
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They used to make commercials about this
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Vibe choding
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What is a "developer year"? How many seconds does it translate to?
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Try: This Except: Nah.
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Whoo they really dropped the friend numbers quick, 30 friends no longer talking to you in 2 years is definitely something.
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"the Dems have no entree into my son's world" - hey Jake, do you? Maybe a good time to talk to your son about how if helping people is the motivation joining the cops will be the opposite of that? Why expect a political party to reach your family when you won't?
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If you spread marmite on the cheese instead of on the bread when making a cheese-and-marmite toastie, the marmite melts through the cheese and chef kiss + 100.
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The greatest honor I can bestow: sometime in the near future I'll use this image to really annoy my wife.
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Putting my emails through a series of llms until they are summarized into a single word, like passing flour through a series of increasingly fine sieves.
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Would be nice to not refer to it as "pay equity savings" as well - not paying what people are owed is theft, not thrift.
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Why does money matter less as there is more of it? And it's and equity deal, yes? No money down.
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The Jersey Devil is only one letter away from The Jerky Devil
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This is like hearing the geese haven't migrated south for the season.
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For only a dollar a day...
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The censored version works also as "picking up phone during dinner leads to nuclear explosion" which is also good.
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Keep on going, it's so rewarding looking back and it takes time. Cus man here and it took me 8 months to get my first pull up. But I've been at the gym for two years now and it's so cool to be able to reach up and drag my whole self away from gravity for reps.
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I can weird annoyingly in my sleep
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Unreasonable. It's just not enough for a yachtball team.
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Starting our next elections bingo card from what I'm seeing in America now.
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People could just make their point without typing "miss-proportioned kangaroo hugs unconsenting goose over bird corpse" into the nearest tree killer.
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NSFW even with headphones urge to shout the Kirby line at certain coworkers too strong
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Do we have odds on when he'll make the switch to right wing grifter? His takes have "the left were mean to me so I changed my whole ideology" vibes.
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Noooooooooo
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Also "You am play gods!" Is a good phrase.
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Lantern season as this is such a great idea for showing how memories hang off things, and I shout about Owlamoo compulsively perhaps once a month
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Completing the rite to summon cthulhu just to ask him if he misses when dinosaurs were around.
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Could we ask them how this meme has aged? But I guess it only is an insult if they fundamentally disagree with the conservatives they're now shoulder to shoulder with.
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#1000xresist @sunsetvisitor.studio you done did amazing this game will be a touch point for me for some time. It's in my backpack.
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I particularly like when the baby is close to the pug and takes on pug like facial features. Also the ten babies throughout the video. A+, needs more weird babies.
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Gotta have guns to go rescue baby
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Well fuck turns out I don't have as much space in my backpack as I thought.
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Been a couple of weird articles about anthropic lately where they're trying to position themselves as more caring and respectful, but it's more grift with different toppings.
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How about "does it do things when I'm not looking?" As a first test. My cat is conscious, it gets into the bin at night. My hammer is not, it needs me to act.
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Happens so often recently at my job that I can just do less because before any deadline I get switched to another priority... Don't think I've been allowed to finish a task for a year.
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I've been playing a chapter or so a week it's like a horror game but for emotional jump scares. Not finished yet but absolutely captivating.
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You seem to be on a tear of "I'm right you're wrong because reasons" lately but have you considered this sucks