flapjackboy.bsky.social
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And yet you'll still complain when the leopards eat your face.
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Aww, those perfect little socksies.
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To be fair, you would have done a better job than Kegbreath.
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I mean, they do associate themselves with the Confederates, so that tracks.
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Hey, Fascist Barbie! LA doesn't need 'liberating' by you or your masked thugs.
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#TommyGestapo.
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Nah, his new name is #TommyGestapo.
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Nah, we're past that. Time for him to disappear into the blackest of blacksites.
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Run free across the Rainbow Bridge, Milly.
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The FBI conducted a full investigation and found no evidence. Try harder, MAGAt.
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And no files were found on either laptop.
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Fucking hell, you're so dense light bends around you.
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I always found the GOP's obsession with buttery males a bit odd.
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Yeah, no such files were found on Hunter's laptop.
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No. They brought receipts.
Your inability to accept reality doesn't make it go away.
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Nope. His buddy Joel Greenberg for one. He rolled on Gaetz the first chance he got.
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You do know that there are multiple sources that confirm Gaetz was involved in underage sex trafficking, right?
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But Matt Gaetz isn't on Bluesky.
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The brain worms have been steering that ship for a while now.
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If Jesus was to come back during Trump's term, he'd have ICE deport him.
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When will these morons realise that Trump isn't a Christian?
That would require belief in something greater than himself.
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Trump would literally barge into the changing rooms of teen pageants while the contestants were changing so that he could 'inspect' them. You support someone who ran a business that literally sexualised children, you fucking hypocrite.
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Boy, did you back the wrong horse if you wanted kids free of sexualisation.
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What exactly has he done that he promised you, other than giving you permission to hate people who aren't like you?
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Yeah, you gonna mention all the times Fox News glossed over Trump's mental decline? No?
Thought not.
Biden on his worst days is still 100x more mentally capable than Trump on his best. You just can't admit that your Dear Leader's brain is leaking out of his ears.
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Yeah, go back to letting Fox News tell you what to think.
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But Trump is a 5D chess playing super genius who's always a bazillion steps ahead of everyone else, right?
What was that you were saying about double standards?
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Russel Bought, more like.
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You and around 1.8 million other people.
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Pretty sure every single living room in the UK had people exclaiming "What?" at their TVs.
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Hell, he would've been up against the wall and shot 8 years ago.
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A majestic bodega guardian.
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Sure, because anyone who isn't herding Jews into gas chambers is literally Stalin eh, Laura.
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A convenience store.
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It's a perfect analogy for what's happening to his company.
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In the same vein, 1984, Fahrenheit 451, Brave New World and The Handmaid's Tale weren't meant as instruction manuals.
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I figured it out before she did the big reveal. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, is he.
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An addition: pour into a salt-rimmed martini glass.
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I'm not even a mixologist. That was just what came to mind.
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1 shot of peach schnapps, 1 shot of creme de menthe and a dash of orange bitters.
Add to a cocktail shaker with ice, shake and pour.
Garnish with a pickle slice.
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Of course they do. A dumb population is an easily manipulated population.
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Hegseth's interested in proof, but it needs to be at least 40%.
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Special K. Not even once.
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That's some North Korea shit right there.
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She's watched every episode of Ally McBeal and every Legally Blonde film.